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Celebrities With Turtles On Their Faces, That Is All

Maybe that requires more explanation, well, it’s pretty straight forward really. Sure, they’re not actual turtles. And sure, they’re not so much actually on their faces as drawn on to photos, but, well, you’re right, that title might have been a touch misleading. But still, Celebrities With Turtles On Their Faces. Originally posted on Your […]

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German Screw Boat Hits Choppy Political Waters

Who and what you want to plunge your parts into really shouldn’t make any difference to anyone but you and the recipient. Nor should the number of whos or whats. But some people just can’t help but stick their nose where it wasn’t invited to be stuck. Originally posted on Your Daily Media The idea of […]

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Chainsaw Wielding Lunatic Spotted On Venice Beach, Or, Venice Beach Resident Takes Pet Chainsaw For Walk

If you ever visit Southern California, I encourage you to visit Venice Beach. Really, if you take a trip to Venice, you don’t have to go anywhere else, it is the most concentrated dose of SoCal that you can get in one shot. Originally posted on Your Daily Media Venice Beach, California: It’s the one […]

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Unsuccessful High Dive Record Eclipsed In 2013 By Golden Gate Bridge

Obviously there’s very little funny about the topic of suicide, but I think it’s fair to say that the worst part of stories like these is being reminded of Third Eye Blind and the terrible pain they’ve inflicted upon the world. Originally posted on Your Daily Media ​The Golden Gate Bridge, one of the most […]

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The “Squatty Potty” Will Drop You On Your Ass… Properly

I know I don’t have to remind YOU that March was National Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month. And if you’re anything like me, you celebrated it by buying your ass hole a present. Mine, was a new ergonomic stool to help me make my stool. Originally posted on Your Daily Media ​Doodies. Poo-poo ca-ca. The Number Twos. […]

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Idaho Arena’s Little Beer Cup Size Illusion Could/Should Cost Them Big

As lovers, defenders and friends of alcohol, we at Van Full of Candy take crimes against booze very seriously. And when a people prey upon another hop loving people’s inability to easily calculate sport enhancing receptacle volume and can’t take a vendor’s word as his bond, well, that’s when shit gets real. Originally posted on […]

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It’s Not Just Your Imagination, “Old People Smell” Exists

You’re gonna die some day. Don’t be sad, so will I, so I’ll get my comeuppance too. But before we get there, horrible, humiliating and down right cruel things happen to us. The LEAST of which is that we start smelling funny, and no, it’s apparently not all in our head. Originally posted on Your […]