The release of our first online eBook has actually happened and we’re pleased to share it with the world today. Van Full of Candy has partnered with technological powerhouse 3M to create the first ever virtual scratch -n- sniff eBook. After years of scientific study we have been able to harness the only ‘LCD touch and smell — VROOM!
Archive for March, 2011
VFoC's Scratch -n- Sniff eBook
March 31st, 2011 
Jason Whitesel 
Posted in Books, Technology 
Tags: Baby, Cakes, Carrot Top, Chanel No 5, Cucumber, Dildo, eBook, French Whore, Gingerbread, iBook, Lemonade, Perfumes, Piss, Roses, Scratch & Sniff, Urinal, Vibrator 
No Comments »The "Justify Your Existence" Tours – Britney and Charlie, on the Road.
March 30th, 2011 Jesse Jones The live concert. It’s where you make your connection with the artist, where you, for one brief shining moment, share the same space with your heroes and become a part of one another’s world. Then, afterwards, you drunkenly limp around Lot F all night looking for your car which six hours and nine, $15 beers ago you parked in Lot B, while Ricky — VROOM!
Posted in Charlie Sheen, Entertainment News, Music Tags: $15 beers, apocalypse, ballet, Britney Spears, Charlie Sheen, explosion, NASCAR, opera, porn stars, rockstar, tour No Comments »If It Walks Like A Duck And Talks Like A Duck [VIDEO]
March 29th, 2011 Van Full of Candy Posted in Contest, Social Media, Videos Tags: Aflac, contest, Duck Voice, Gilbert Gottfried No Comments »Five Things You Didn't Know About the Egyptian Cobra That Escaped From The Bronx Zoo
March 28th, 2011 Jason Whitesel (1) Amon, the Egyptian Cobra was once a security guard at a shoe store. He got the part time job guarding really expensive sandals in an elite shoe store after he was laid off during the dot com bust in 2002. “I wasn’t sure what to do after I lost my job as a graphic — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, MMA, Wildlife Tags: Americas Most Wanted, Anderson Silva, Bronx Zoo, Central Park, Cobra, Ford Cobra, Match.com, Snake, The Ultimate Fighter, UFC, Zed Cards No Comments »At Least 72% of Fox News Poll Responders to Burn in Hell
March 25th, 2011 Jesse Jones I’m not a religious man. I’ve been known to call God a “fucking dick“, a “thin skinned deity who throws a bitch fit every time something doesn’t go his way” and a “bearded sky douche” among many other unkind things. We don’t exchange Christmas cards, or as he insists on correcting me every fucking time, Birthday cards. — VROOM!
VFoC's 2011 Van Haiku Contest
March 24th, 2011 Van Full of Candy You know, we at Van Full of Candy have been doing a lot of talking AT you. You come by and you listen to our nonsensical views on trivial things and then you go away. Sure, it’s a good system, but we want more, and we know that deep down in a place that you — VROOM!
Happy Birthday Twitter, You Bedwetter
March 23rd, 2011 Jason Whitesel We didn’t get you a present Hey everyone, want to hear something that nobody cares about? Twitter just turned 5 years old. Big F’ing deal, so did my dog and he still scrapes his ass on the floor. Five! You can’t even really color within the lines yet Twitter, or eat without spillin’ shit — VROOM!
Posted in Rants, Social Media Tags: Birthday, Charlie Sheen, Hashtag, Mashable, Pull Ups, Twitter No Comments »Science: Making the Impossible still more Impossibler
March 22nd, 2011 Jesse Jones I’m a scientist. And you know what? So are you. You see, the heavy lifting of being a scientist isn’t in proving something as fact, most science isn’t fact. Or in discovering something new, you know how hard that shit is? Most of the stuff around you’s probably been discovered by somebody already. No, what — VROOM!
Posted in Paranormal, Science, Super Bowl Tags: AFL, Bo Jackson, dimension, Earth III, ghost vagina, Higgs, Joe Namath, John Elway, Lance Armstrong, Large Hadron Collider, logic, NFL, physics, science, Star Trek, Switzerland, Terry Bradshaw, USFL 2 Comments »Charlie Sheen – No Longer #Winning
March 21st, 2011 Jason Whitesel Well, today will be a very sad day for the Charlie Sheen TigerBlood compound. What they didn’t realize is that they have just lost the best candidate for their internship. Didn’t you read our post from a while back? Do you not understand that our partnership would have propelled us to unheard of heights of social — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Charlie Sheen Tags: #TigerBloodIntern, Charlie Sheen, internships.com, Tigerblood, winning 1 Comment »
