It’s just damned lucky that I’m not writing this recap of last night’s live episode of “The Van Full of Candy Show” via my one phone call from a holding cell in down town Los Angeles today… You see, while we originally chose the name “Van Full of Candy” because of it’s catchy tongue in — VROOM!
Archive for February, 2012
VFoC Podcast — “The Van Full of Candy Show: Episode 4: Conversation Hearts”
February 23rd, 2012 
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Tags: creepy, hospital, LIVE, Purell, stalker, Tough Mudder 
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February 15th, 2012 Van Full of Candy Best. Episode. Yet! And no, I’m not just saying that because a sexy Van Fan professed her attraction for Candy Man, Jesse Jones in the second half of the episode, but that sure as hell doesn’t hurt its quality! In tonight’s episode of “The Van Full of Candy Show” we discussed our respective Valentines Dayses. — VROOM!
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Guys Hate Valentine’s Day (Whitney Houston Style)
February 15th, 2012 Jason Whitesel The official day of love, as told to us by a major greeting card corporation, comes once a year and here we are standing three people deep in an aisle of pink picked over rectangles. We stand there with glazed over eyes, a smidge of drool forming in the corner of our mouths, hoping that — VROOM!
VFoC Podcast — The Commercials
February 10th, 2012 Van Full of Candy Since the debut of “The Van Full of Candy Show” (LIVE Wednesday nights at 8 pm on BlogTalkRadio.com), we’ve continually gotten one comparison over and over again. People are making the natural and very realistic comparison between our new live podcast or “livecast” show and the single most watched program in the history of program — VROOM!
Posted in Advertising, Featured, Podcasts, YouTube Tags: blogtalkradio, Commercials, livecast, parody, podcast, radio, Super Bowl No Comments »
Get A Life, You’re Depressing Your Phone
February 9th, 2012 Jesse Jones We live in a wonderous world with technology beyond our parents wildest imaginations. Innovation that is supposed to make our existence easier and our lives happier. Instead we have a world where four out of every seven shows on television revolves around the making of cake or picking through a strangers’ rusty garbage, commercials have — VROOM!
Posted in Health, Rants, Technology Tags: 80s, 90s, Angry Birds, Apps, automated, David Mohr, depression, ESPN Classic, North Western, oughts, phone call, Play 60, Psychologist, sense, smart phone, text message, World Series of Poker No Comments » VFoC Podcast — “The Van Full of Candy Show: Episode 2: Whatchamacaliholics”
February 8th, 2012 Van Full of Candy Episode 2 of “The Van Full of Candy Show” is in the books and with even fewer hitches than before! We’re slowly but surely figuring this thing out. Sort of, we think… Maybe… Well aside from not being able to be heard over the opening theme… We’ll work that out soon. This week we re-visited — VROOM!
It’s Charles “Mutha Fuckin’” Dickens’s Birthday Yo!
February 7th, 2012 Jason Whitesel Happy goddamn 200th birthday Charles D., you ornery quill pen scribblin’ literary pimp. You’re lookin’ pretty good for being a couple Benjamins old, what’s your secret? Bikram yoga? Damn, that’s pretty badass Chuck. You don’t mind if I call you Chuck do ya? I tried that hot yoga shit once and damn near pulled my — VROOM!
Posted in Books, Comedy, Drinking, History Tags: 2Pac, 40 oz, A Christmas Carol, Avatar, Birthday, Charles Dickens, LA, New York, Notorious BIG, Tale of Two Cities No Comments »
VFoC Video — “High 5″
February 3rd, 2012 Van Full of Candy Hey, remember that thing last Saturday that I was bugging you with regular updates on for like, 14 hours? Of course not, you don’t pay attention to us on the weekends. Well here’s that thing. Our entry into The Sacramento Comedy Spot‘s 14 Hour Comedy Challenge! Saturday morning at 8 am we received a video — VROOM!
Super Like a Virgin Vogue Bowl – Sponsored by Bridgestone
February 2nd, 2012 Jason Whitesel Remember Madonna? Yeah, she was that blonde super popstar singer who wore all kinds of crazy outfits and sang about sex and religion and emerged from an egg at the Grammy Awards? No wait, she was the one who made super erotic music videos pushing the boundaries of feminism while wearing crazy makeup and pranced — VROOM!
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British “Man” Gives Birth: Lose Your Fucking Mind and Hate Him!
We live in an amazing, Technicolor, sci-fi world. A world where you can almost literally be anything you want. I mean, you can’t actually be, say, a cat or a polar bear. But you can dress up like them and fuck other people dressed up like zebras and mice, which is basically all you would — VROOM!
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