Australian scientists uncovered the eyes of a 500 million year old super predator who dominated the oceans and would be considered in today’s standards, the great white shark of noicepolyolithiorianlike times. Now you’re probably wondering what the hell just finding the eyes has any relevance to this great white Australian discovery right? Well it’s because — VROOM!
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Australia's Great White Shark Is a Weak Ass Bitch
December 7th, 2011 
Jason Whitesel 
Posted in Animals, Comedy, Science, Wildlife 
Tags: Anomalocaris, Australia, Great White, Jaws, Marty Feldman, science, Sharks 
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November 16th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Yesterday, VFoC’s own Jesse J. wrote about China and how they’re completely out of control and making us literally shit our pants. Funny he should say SHIT (I could be paraphrasing), because that’s what China is doing to us, YET AGAIN, today. Not only are WE shitting our pants, but the crazy muthafukkin Chinese, well — VROOM!
