Good news everybody! Tonight the United States Government shuts down! Hooray! Happy Days! Rock ‘n Roll! Someone get me a chung so I can wang the hell out of it! Why good news you may be asking? Well you see, yesterday on Twitter in addressing the imminent shuttering of this grand old nation, I called King. I called — VROOM!
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All Hail, King Van Full of Candy!
April 8th, 2011 
Van Full of Candy 
Posted in Budget Crisis, Government 
Tags: 50%, america, anthem, government, huge truck, jungle cats, kink, laser, lion, lunar eclipse, mad max, puma, sale, shut down, Three's Company, tiger, United States, vanday 
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March 9th, 2011 Jesse Jones We live in a society that refuses to take responsibility for its ridiculous, nonsensical actions and is unwilling to sacrifice anything in order to simply live within’ its means. We’re like a country of coked up toddlers, too busy snapping all of our toys in half and screaming at the top of our lungs to understand why all — VROOM!
Posted in Budget Crisis Tags: action plus, basic service, broke, budget, california, coked up toddlers, cupcake, deficit, fiscal responsibility, yum 2 Comments »
