There are many ways to tell when you’ve finally become an unquestioned, dominant global super power. Maybe you’ve dropped a couple nuclear warheads on an enemy, kicked some dirt in their face and asked their quivering corpses, “Now what?!” Perhaps you export all of your worst social trappings to the four corners of the world — VROOM!
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Finally Science Gets it Right, Introducing: Handjob Bot
May 24th, 2011 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Economy, Science, Technology, World News 
Tags: america, China, communist, debt, ejaculation, glory hole, handjob, Japanese, mexical supply expo, pixellated, Robot, school girl, stimulation, suck bot, super power, tentacle, tube, USA 
2 Comments »Would You Like Fries With Your Self Richeousness?
April 20th, 2011 Jesse Jones If what I’ve over heard while not really listening can be trusted as complete and total fact, 97.3% of Americans are out of work. I, personally, work out of the Van making literally tens of people every day sort of almost chuckle, so as far as I’m concerned the unemployed can suck it. And apparently “insiders” agree — VROOM!
Posted in Economy, Self Richeousness Tags: chode, clown, Happy Meal, Mayor McCheese, McDonaldland, McDonalds, McFamily, McNuggets, McSecret, minimum wage, Ronald, unemployed 1 Comment »
