Best. Episode. Yet! And no, I’m not just saying that because a sexy Van Fan professed her attraction for Candy Man, Jesse Jones in the second half of the episode, but that sure as hell doesn’t hurt its quality! In tonight’s episode of “The Van Full of Candy Show” we discussed our respective Valentines Dayses. — VROOM!
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VFoC Podcast — “The Van Full of Candy Show: Episode 3: Master of Blow Pops”
February 15th, 2012 
Van Full of Candy 
Posted in Advertising, Alcohol, Dating, Drinking, Fast Food, Podcasts, Products, Sponsors, Twitter 
Tags: 1800Hoarders.com, attraction, Booze Koozie, Chinatown Newspaper, Clutter Busters, Disgusting Beard, Hoarders, Kleenex, Man vs. Food, Tesla Motors, Tesla the Band, The Heart Attack Grill, Valentine's Day 
No Comments »I’ll Take a Pink Slime Pounder, Large Fries, and Large Cup of Ammonia
January 31st, 2012 Jason Whitesel How come I have to read about this fucking story a few hours after eating a Quarter Pounder with Cheese for lunch? Why? Because it’s God’s way of pecking me to death. Thanks God. Enter … Pink Slime. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to McDonald’s drive-thru, Mickey D’s has done — VROOM!
Try Our New Super BK Lazy Ass Meal
January 17th, 2012 Jason Whitesel We all understand that fast food isn’t good for us, we get that, it isn’t a secret, but sometimes you just have to make a run to McDonald’s, or Jack, or Carl’s, or Wendy’s, or the BK. Too tired to cook, and too lazy to go hunting, you get off the couch, drive your car — VROOM!
That Awkward Moment When You Get In a Van With Ronald McDonald and He Has No Hamburgers
August 24th, 2011 Jason Whitesel The title of this blog comes from a very popular “Tweet” and mixes it with us, Van Full of Candy, and a cheeseburger slinging clown. It’s sort of a creepy-trifecta right off the bat. The “Tweetsy” I’m referring to is one that starts off … #ThatAwkwardMomentWhen … and people put all kinds of awkward moments — VROOM!
Posted in Advertising, Comedy, Fast Food Tags: #thatawkwardmomentwhen, Don't talk to strangers, hamburgers, Hamburglar, McDonalds, Ronald McDonald No Comments »
