“Get these monkey fightin’ lesbians off this Monday through Friday plane!” The greatest threat to American air travel, right now, as I am typing this very important piece of internet fluffery, is not exploding shoes, or slightly larger than tiny bottles of shampoo, or the stinky guy. No, commercial air travel enemy number one, is — VROOM!
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Lesbians Take Down Plane With Heat Seeking Kissle
September 27th, 2011 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Busy Body, Gay, Stupidity 
Tags: airlines, dirigibles, excessive, kiss, Leisha Hailey, lesbian, Southwest, the L word 
No Comments »Alrighty Hippies, Cut it Out
August 11th, 2011 Jesse Jones Seriously… Knock it off. We get that everyone’s created equal and that it’s a beautiful thing and that we should all celebrate each other’s differences even though we’re equal and beautiful just the way we differently are. And that’s beautiful. In an equal kind of way. A way that doesn’t discriminate against any other beautiful — VROOM!
Better Get Your 'Gaydar' Fixed !!
July 18th, 2011 Jason Whitesel A heterosexual black male, a gay white male, and a filthy hillbilly male walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here”. The three men look at each other in confusion, turn to the bartender and say, “Which one of us are you talking to”? And that there my friends lies — VROOM!
Posted in Comedy, Gay, Government, Headlines, Health, Opinions Tags: Aaron Pace, American Red Cross, Bio-Blood Components, Blood, Donation, Gaydar, Heterosexual, Hillbilly, homosexual, Liberace No Comments »Sweden Wants to Steal Your Baby's Genitals
June 28th, 2011 Jesse Jones As men, our number one mission in life is to ensure that no harm comes to our external reproductive organs. Above all else, this is our divine purpose in life. Our very existence revolves around the grandeur and majesty of our god granted penis. But if it were up to Sweden our magnificent boy glands would be treated as no more special than the common vagina! — VROOM!
Posted in Busy Body, Education, Gay, World News Tags: bisexual, Davis, Egalia, gay, giraffe, homosexual, homosexual propaganda, Jay Belsky, kindergarten, Lego, lesbian, Lotta Rajalin, penis, polygamy, preschool, Stockholm, Storm Stocker, Sweden, Swedish Science Council, transgender, University of California, vagina 1 Comment »Anarchgay in the USA
June 16th, 2011 Jesse Jones Every time a gay thinks about marrying, God gets punched in the taint by the Devil and a kitten sucks a dick. A same-sex marriage bill is currently working its way through the New York state legislature which can only mean one thing, Jesus is warming up his wave machine while solemnly shaking his head in disappointment with — VROOM!
Posted in Busy Body, Gay, Rants, Religion, Stupid laws, Super Bowl Tags: agenda, anarchy, bear, bill, David Tyree, gay, Giants, god, hypocrisy, ignorance, Jesus, lesbian, marriage, minority, National Oranization for Marriage, New York, NFL No Comments »
