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American Public School’s New Science Text Book: Cake

They say that the¬†quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. And while anatomy class may disagree, we’re not talking about actual learning here, we’re talking about school! And the plain fact is that the fastest way to an American student’s brain is straight through the pudgy little tum-tum. Originally posted on Your […]

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Sanctioned, Legal, Open Air Sidewalk Urination Coming To San Francisco

Being the social drinkers that we are at Van Full of Candy, there are times when the world is our toilet. That’s why we applaud this latest advancement in public urination technology. Adding legality to what we do out of necessity. It’s a beautiful thing. Originally posted on Your Daily Media As a gentleman and […]