Human beings have kind of a sick obsession with dead bodies. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a monster, I get that the rapidly decaying, lifeless corpse over there used to belong to someone you had some fondness for. But at no point forward will that bio degrading fleshy mound of used ta was, ever — VROOM!
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Burn Baby, Burn! (Hitler Inferno)
July 21st, 2011 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Death, Examination, Germans, Movies, Unpopular Stand 
Tags: Captain America, cremation, dead baby, Dixie cup, Germany, Hitler, Lutheran church, Marlan J Gary, Marvel, morgue, Nazi, neo-Nazis, promotion, Rudolf Hess, The First Avenger, tie-in, zombified 
3 Comments »Kirk Cameron vs. Soviet Russia vs. Stephen Hawking vs. Space Aliens vs. Sense of Any Kind
May 19th, 2011 Jesse Jones In American culture, there are two widely accepted sky myth stories. The first of which being that a a giant bearded dude who lives in the clouds said one day “This shit is dark yo, BOOMSHACKALACKA!” and then everything that is happened. Then he made people in his image and decided he didn’t like them and washed — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Conspiracy, Germans, Government, Paranormal, Religion, Space Tags: Annie Jacobsen, area 51 book, blind, god, Growing Pains, iPod, Jesus, Josef Mengele, Kirk Cameron, Left Behind, Nazi, New Mexico, Q-36, Quentin Tarantino, Roswell, Russia, Stephen Hawking, USSR 2 Comments »TV Review: Seriously Funny Kids
February 2nd, 2011 Jesse Jones Anyone who knows me, knows that I have said one thing more than any other single thing that I have ever said. More than “please”, more than “thank you”, more than “you tell anyone about this and I will ruin you!” And that one phrase that has come to be known as the thing that most defines me as — VROOM!
Posted in Family, Germans, TV Review Tags: America's Funniest Home Videos, Bill Cosby, Cos, Germans, Heidi Klum, Lifetime, maniac, pancake hat, pepper spray, Review, Seal, Seriously Funny Kids 6 Comments »
