It’s unfortunate, we had an incredible article planned for you today. It had dinosaurs, and robots and a bald eagle punching Hitler in the taint with a star spangled boxing glove. We put together a video which showed the two of us hang gliding off of Mount Rushmore, shooting machine guns into the air and — VROOM!
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Sorry Folks, Internet’s Closed. Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya
January 18th, 2012 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Internet, Stupid laws 
Tags: America the Beautiful, Dave Barry, Hitler, internet, Kate Middleton, PIPA, SOPA, taint 
No Comments »A Big Week For Facebook, If Anyone Survives to See It
September 20th, 2011 Jesse Jones We like My[_____]. We like it because it’s simple and quiet and uncluttered by unnecessary things like apps or content or other people, as well as all of the reasons we’ve previously stated. I like to go to My[_____] when ever I need to be alone to think about how wrong it all went. It was while tending to our — VROOM!
Posted in Facebook, Headlines, Internet, Justin Timberlake, MySpace, Social Media Tags: Air Canada, Anthony Court, explosives, Facebook, Jean Grey, Justin Timberlake, Mark Zuckerberg, Martinkovich, MySpace, Rogue, Slash, Tom, X-Man No Comments »Get Your Digital Diddle On: It's Only Natural
September 13th, 2011 Jesse Jones Birds do it, bees do it, even perverts in the trees do it. Let’s do it, let’s fuck online. Chances are, if you’re on the internet (which as of this printing is still the only way that I know you could be reading this, though if you know of any others, please let us know), — VROOM!
Posted in Internet, Love, Opinions, Sex Tags: bees, birds, bread, cybersex, fire, intercourse, internet, Krystelle Shaughnessy, lesbian, long-distance relationship, Nana, Peepaw, sex technologies, two girls one cup, University of New Brunswick, vagina, wheel No Comments »
