Have you ever been publicly praised by your boss and heralded as “one of the classiest people on Earth!”, for choosing not to continue to savagely pummel an unconscious rival until being forcibly removed from their carcass by authorities? UFC fighter Brian Stann has, and that seems like a bad thing to me. Now, I enjoy fighting — VROOM!
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Lowered Social Standards: Thy Name is UFC
April 16th, 2012 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Class, MMA, Twitter 
Tags: Alessio Sakara, Ben Fowlkes, Brian Stann, Dana White, DVD, Fuse, MMA Fighting, Twitter, UFC 
No Comments »Five Things You Didn't Know About the Egyptian Cobra That Escaped From The Bronx Zoo
March 28th, 2011 Jason Whitesel (1) Amon, the Egyptian Cobra was once a security guard at a shoe store. He got the part time job guarding really expensive sandals in an elite shoe store after he was laid off during the dot com bust in 2002. “I wasn’t sure what to do after I lost my job as a graphic — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, MMA, Wildlife Tags: Americas Most Wanted, Anderson Silva, Bronx Zoo, Central Park, Cobra, Ford Cobra, Match.com, Snake, The Ultimate Fighter, UFC, Zed Cards No Comments »Be at Peace, Sweet Cocks
February 18th, 2011 Jesse Jones During my customary afternoon search for all cock related news stories, I came upon a rather ridiculous article. The basics of the story all fit together like well worn pieces of your classic, run of the mill stupid criminal news Madlib: Two guys pulled over for a routine traffic stop, cops see something suspicious in — VROOM!
Posted in MMA, Sports, Unpopular Stand Tags: Animal Services, chickens, cock, cock fighting, euthanized, Las Vegas, Madlib, Pay Per View 2 Comments »The Disappearance of the Faint
February 7th, 2011 Jason Whitesel What ever happened to the good ol’ fashioned faint? Back in the Victorian era when women would actually faint so much, they had “fainting rooms”. A whole damn room with a luxurious couch just for slowly falling down on with the back of one’s hand on their forehead! That’s damn fancy! But the price of — VROOM!
Posted in Fashion, Health, History, MMA, Products Tags: Alimony, Corset, Drinking, Faint, Pliny the Elder, Smelling Salts, UFC No Comments »
