I’m sorry. I am so very, very sorry. Let me explain… I’ve reviewed a lot of things. I generally pick those movies and television programs that I fully expect are going to be horrible (as evidenced here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here (and a couple others that time has misplaced…)). I do this because — VROOM!
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Movie Review: "Creature"
September 15th, 2011 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Comedy, Movie Review 
Tags: Aaron Hill, Amanda Fuller, Creature, D'Arcy Allen, Daniel Bernhardt, David Jensen, Dillon Casey, Fred Andrews, Ilya Krueger, Jennifer Lynn Warren, Lauren Schneider, Lockjaw Productions, Mehcad Brooks, Movie, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Rebekah Kennedy, Serinda Swan, Shark Night 3D, Sid Haig, The Bubble Factory, Tracy Morse, Wayne Pére 
No Comments »Movie Review: "Your Highness"
April 5th, 2011 Jesse Jones We at Van Full of Candy are entertainment industry movers and shakers. Big shots. Fuckin’ important ‘n shit. That’s just a fact. As such we get invited to the advanced screenings of all of the biggest high profile cinematic events. People want us there, important people, they want to be associated with our awesome comedic might. We get EXCLUSIVE invitations handed to us in VIP flyer — VROOM!
Posted in Movie Review Tags: Cheech and Chong, Clash of the Titans, Danny McBride, James Franco, Natalie Portman, Pineapple Express, pot, stoner, VIP, Your Highness 2 Comments »
