As a guy, when I first heard about this story, my first impression is “fuck yeah, let’s do this!”, but when I didn’t get a return call, I had a lot of time to reflect on the situation. Let’s rewind shall we? As I stumbled around my living area this morning, I, what my grandparents — VROOM!
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January 13th, 2012 
Jason Whitesel 
Posted in Comedy, Health, Hot Chicks, Science, Sex, True Story, YouTube 
Tags: Hazel Jones, Science Class, threesome, Vaginas 
4 Comments »We’re Joining the Non-Lethal Arms Race! (Warning: Potential Arm Damage)
January 4th, 2012 Jesse Jones The internet: you can find anything here, from cats wearing things to cats falling from things or even the grammatically poor ways we imagine cats are expressing their feelings for and about things. But in the approximately nine percent of the internet that ISN’T specifically devoted to feline adorableness, there are some other interesting things that pop up, — VROOM!
Posted in Science, Technology, War on terror Tags: Department of Defense, Giggle Cannon, internet, JNLWD, Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate, NRA, Santa, US Military, USA No Comments »GIANT Size Uncanny X-Apendages? Science Says: Shape Matters
December 21st, 2011 Jesse Jones Evolution, it’s happening right now, right under our stupid little noses, which will naturally one day evolve the ability to smell color so that the blind can understand rainbows. But yesterday, Science thought it would share what it had found out about evolution happening a little farther under our noses. Around the area that I’ve — VROOM!
Posted in Comic Books, Science, Sex Tags: alcohol, beetle, evolution, genitals, Giant-Size X-Men, Indiana University, labia, Marvel, penis, Power Rod, vagina, Wolverine, X-Men No Comments »New Study Confirms Drinking Linked to Sex, Sun Linked to Daylight
December 14th, 2011 Jesse Jones Alright every body, hold on to your things which are easily ejected from your person by sudden shock from wholly unbelievable news! Socks, hats, balls and all other comically loose items secured? Alright, you can’t say I didn’t warn you. Here goes… Drinking booze, makes people want to fuck, stupidly! I know. I lost nine good — VROOM!
Posted in Alcohol, Drinking, HIV, Science, Sex Tags: AIDS, alcohol, booze, Canadian study, HIV, Jürgen Rehm, sex, socks, stranger danger, umlaut, unsafe sex No Comments »Australia's Great White Shark Is a Weak Ass Bitch
December 7th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Australian scientists uncovered the eyes of a 500 million year old super predator who dominated the oceans and would be considered in today’s standards, the great white shark of noicepolyolithiorianlike times. Now you’re probably wondering what the hell just finding the eyes has any relevance to this great white Australian discovery right? Well it’s because — VROOM!
Posted in Animals, Comedy, Science, Wildlife Tags: Anomalocaris, Australia, Great White, Jaws, Marty Feldman, science, Sharks No Comments »Going Green to the Grave
December 2nd, 2011 Jesse Jones Alrighty hippies, here’s your chance to really put your carbon footprint where your mouth was. A facility in Durham, England is ready to turn your last act of selfish global pollution into the greenest of green energies. Why let your rotting remains just disintegrate in the ground, a skeleton in a fine suit and a — VROOM!
Posted in Death, Examination, Green, Science Tags: B&L Cremation Systems, burial, cremation, crematorium, Durham, England, green energy, hippies, kilowatt-hours, plague, Steve Looker No Comments »This Time For Realzies: Judgement Day, Part 2: The Judgementing
October 20th, 2011 Jesse Jones Uh-oh, remember back in May, how the world was supposed to end with a bunch of goody goodies floating up into heaven and flashing their balls at us? And then remember how that didn’t happen and it was all hilarious? And remember how we all laughed at the guy who said the world was going to end — VROOM!
Posted in End of the World, Paranormal, Religion, Science Tags: atom, Darwin, Einstein, god, Harold Camping, hell, Jesus, Judgement Day, May 21, Newton, science No Comments »Science: It's Not an Exact Science
August 29th, 2011 Jesse Jones Last week science made a wild ass guess about how many things exist and we were just supposed to let that shit slide… A paper published last week by the scientific journal PLoS Biology, which is a complete fucking guess, says that there are 8.7 million species on Earth. Of which, they completely make up that — VROOM!
Posted in Cryptozoology, Science Tags: animal, army men, cardio vascular, chromists, demon, Earth, fungi, intangible, Jesus, plants, PLoS Biology, protozoa, road warriors, robots, science 1 Comment »AAAHHHHHH!!! (Apocalypse Edition: Parte the Somethingth)
August 2nd, 2011 Jesse Jones It’s the end of the world! Oh sweet Jesus who up until this very moment when you might actually be of some use to me, I have heretofore ignored and denied, IT’S THE END OF THE MONKEY FIGHTING WORLD! Don’t believe me?! Well fuck you! ‘Cause it’s real Jack! You’re dead! I’m dead! We’re all — VROOM!
Posted in Death, End of the World, Predictions, Rants, Religion, Science, Wildlife, World News Tags: angel, apocalypse, Blood Red, Christ, drought, End of the world, flood, gay, god, Jesus, lake, nut candy, old TestamentChromatiacea bacteria, orgy, Rapture, reservoir, river, Texas No Comments »
British “Man” Gives Birth: Lose Your Fucking Mind and Hate Him!
We live in an amazing, Technicolor, sci-fi world. A world where you can almost literally be anything you want. I mean, you can’t actually be, say, a cat or a polar bear. But you can dress up like them and fuck other people dressed up like zebras and mice, which is basically all you would — VROOM!
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