We like My[_____]. We like it because it’s simple and quiet and uncluttered by unnecessary things like apps or content or other people, as well as all of the reasons we’ve previously stated. I like to go to My[_____] when ever I need to be alone to think about how wrong it all went. It was while tending to our — VROOM!
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A Big Week For Facebook, If Anyone Survives to See It
September 20th, 2011 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Facebook, Headlines, Internet, Justin Timberlake, MySpace, Social Media 
Tags: Air Canada, Anthony Court, explosives, Facebook, Jean Grey, Justin Timberlake, Mark Zuckerberg, Martinkovich, MySpace, Rogue, Slash, Tom, X-Man 
No Comments »Van Full of Candy's Guide to Van Full of Candy
August 18th, 2011 Van Full of Candy We like the internet, and judging by the fact that you’re reading this, we can safely assume that you do too. We also know that if you’re anything like us, you’re looking every day for new ways to waste your hours at work pretending to be spread sheeting or otherwise giving a fuck about what you’re — VROOM!
Posted in Addiction, Facebook, Google, MySpace, Social Media, Twitter, YouTube Tags: Adam McKay, Al Gore, Cat Video, Comedy Whirled, current TV, Empire Avenue, Facebook, fart, foursquare, Funny or Die, Google, Google Plus, internet, Justin Timberlake, Klout, Linked In, MySpace, pornography, spread sheet, twat, tweet, twit, Twitter, Will Ferrell, WordPress, world wide wed, YouTube, Zuckerburg No Comments »
JHS Mathlete Veteran Asks Danica McKellar to Laser Tagstravaganza
July 15th, 2011 Van Full of Candy I wanna shoot lasers on the chest and back of my first boyhood crush, and for once I don’t mean that metaphorically… Danica McKellar, let’s Tag one another with, oh, what’s say: Laser! The newly revived craze seems to be begging beautiful celebrities through the YouTubes to hang out with you and their having to pretend that — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Social Media, Videos, YouTube Tags: Army, Cameron Diaz, Danica McKellar, Fondue, Laser Tag, Marine, Marine Corps Ball, Mathlete, Mila Kunis, Ultrazone, Veteran, Wonder Years, Young Justice No Comments »US Army Veteran Asks Cameron Diaz To Fondue Fun Night
July 13th, 2011 Van Full of Candy It seems that if us normal folk want to step out on the town with untouchable Hollywood types, all we need to do is shoot a cute little video asking these film gods and goddesses to go somewhere with us, and they’ll say “Yes”. Kind of like a fun game of Millionnaire-Truth-or-Dare for them. F’ING — VROOM!
We love My[ _____ ] now, Justin! Love us!
June 30th, 2011 Jesse Jones OMG Ya’ll! O to the MUTHA FUCKIN’ G!!! Did you hear? Did you hear the news!? Justin Timberlake owns My[_____]! I know! Well when I heard the news, I leapt out of my chair and kissed the nearest homeless person. Then I gave them a dollar to stop screaming at me. When we at Van Full of Candy — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment News, Justin Timberlake, MySpace, Social Media, World News Tags: Andy Samberg, Charlie Sheen, Chop Me Up, Friends with Benefits, Justin Timberlake, Kim Kardashian, Love Stoned, My, MySpace, News Corp, SexyBack, space, Specific Media, Summer Love, Until the End of Time, What Goes Around 1 Comment »The Official VFoC Music Video (Sorta) In The Works!
June 22nd, 2011 Van Full of Candy Oh god, we’re ruined! … Let me explain… I’m (Jesse) a huge fan of Tally Hall (going to see them at the Troubadour, August 2nd, let me know if you’ll be there, we can hang, maybe become besties and braid each other’s hair…) a difficult to categorize and describe indy band out of Ann Arbor, Michigan. I — VROOM!
Posted in Apple, Audio, Contest, Entertainment News, Social Media Tags: contest, Good & Evil, iTunes, Music Video, Quack Media, rototiller, soviet communications satellite, Tally Hall No Comments »Wow! What A Wiener, Weiner!
June 6th, 2011 Jason Whitesel New York Congressman, Anthony Weiner, decided he was going to show his pee-pee to some ladies on the interwebs. Apparently he thought women could keep their mouths shut, and I mean that in the most loving way possible, seriously. Let’s just take a quick look at this shit, shall we Weiner? #1. You are a U.S. — VROOM!
Posted in Comedy, Government, Headlines, Social Media Tags: Anthony Weiner, Facebook, Hilary Clinton, kosher, New York Congressman, penis, shaved chest, Tiger Woods, Twitter 2 Comments »We Will KICK You In The Facebook!!
April 6th, 2011 Jason Whitesel I just read some bullshit about a soccer player who created a Facebook page and got 7 Million likes in 7 hours. Holy goddamn Pelé that’s a crock of shit. A soccer player? It’s taken us 3 months to get 80 likes on Facebook. EIGHT … ZERO!!! THREE … MONTHS!!! So apparently pouring your heart — VROOM!
Posted in Facebook, Social Media, Sports Tags: Argentina, Barcelona, Facebook, FC Barcelona, FIFA, Followers, Goal, Leo Messi, Olympic Soccer, Soccer, Unicef, YouTube 2 Comments »If It Walks Like A Duck And Talks Like A Duck [VIDEO]
March 29th, 2011 Van Full of Candy Posted in Contest, Social Media, Videos Tags: Aflac, contest, Duck Voice, Gilbert Gottfried No Comments »Happy Birthday Twitter, You Bedwetter
March 23rd, 2011 Jason Whitesel We didn’t get you a present Hey everyone, want to hear something that nobody cares about? Twitter just turned 5 years old. Big F’ing deal, so did my dog and he still scrapes his ass on the floor. Five! You can’t even really color within the lines yet Twitter, or eat without spillin’ shit — VROOM!
Posted in Rants, Social Media Tags: Birthday, Charlie Sheen, Hashtag, Mashable, Pull Ups, Twitter No Comments »
