There is a secret government space station, manned by a co-operative team of humans, aliens and human alien hybrids working together for no doubt nefarious purposes as we speak… on the surface of Mars! How do I know with absolute, unwavering, blind certainty that the crazy thing that I just said is the only pure, true — VROOM!
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Mars' Bio Station Alpha: Confirmation by Denial
June 7th, 2011 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Conspiracy, Google, Government, Space 
Tags: Alfred McEwen, Area 51, Bio Station Alpha, cocmis rays, Conspiracy, CVS, David Martines, Fantastic Four, Google Mars, HiRISE, Planetary Lab, rabble, science, space, telescope, YouTube 
3 Comments »I'm A Rocket Man !!
June 1st, 2011 Jason Whitesel Holy freakin’ Buck Rogers In The 25th Century, our Jetpacks have finally been made and are available for order right now!! Do you know how long I’ve been waiting to fly like Superman? Well, not EXACTLY like Superman because he didn’t have to strap on a 535 lb. Honda Civic engine the size of a refrigerator to — VROOM!
Posted in Comedy, Overprivileged, Products, Science, Space, Technology Tags: Buck Rogers, Elton John, Extreme Sports, Human Flight, JetBlue, Jetpack, Martin Jetpack, Rocket Man, Superman No Comments »Kirk Cameron vs. Soviet Russia vs. Stephen Hawking vs. Space Aliens vs. Sense of Any Kind
May 19th, 2011 Jesse Jones In American culture, there are two widely accepted sky myth stories. The first of which being that a a giant bearded dude who lives in the clouds said one day “This shit is dark yo, BOOMSHACKALACKA!” and then everything that is happened. Then he made people in his image and decided he didn’t like them and washed — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Conspiracy, Germans, Government, Paranormal, Religion, Space Tags: Annie Jacobsen, area 51 book, blind, god, Growing Pains, iPod, Jesus, Josef Mengele, Kirk Cameron, Left Behind, Nazi, New Mexico, Q-36, Quentin Tarantino, Roswell, Russia, Stephen Hawking, USSR 2 Comments »The Eagle Has Landed … Well … Sorta. Ok, We're Lying
April 12th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Today marks the 50th Anniversary of the first human spaceflight. Supposedly some Russian named Yuri Gagarin was the first human to be launched into space on April 12, 1961. Ever heard of him? Didn’t think so. I think it’s cute how “they” want us to believe that people were actually launched into space in 1961. The — VROOM!
Posted in Conspiracy, Government, History, Science, Space, Technology, World News Tags: 50 year anniversary, Conspiracy, Cosmonaut, First Human in Space, Google, Hoax, Moon Landing, NASA, Russia, space, Vostok, Yuri Gagarin No Comments »Space Wants You Dead
January 13th, 2011 Jesse Jones We are all going to be murdered by a giant green blob, the size of our entire galaxy, THAT SHITS STARS! Why am I the only one screaming!? So what if it’s 650 million light years away? How do you know that some living space cloud, the size of what we can’t even begin to — VROOM!
Posted in End of the World, Science, Space Tags: dwarfs, Galaxy Zoo Project, NASA, space, Star Trek, wooden shoes, zero gravity 4 Comments »
