With the NFL lockout finally coming to an end this week, teams have been frantically signing and trading players in a feeding frenzy unseen in the history of the league as they get ready for the start of the 2011 NFL season, just six weeks away. Among all of the confusion of blockbuster trades and free agent signings we have learned just this afternoon — VROOM!
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VFoC's Thursday Post Delayed Due to Sweaty, Sexy Celebration
July 14th, 2011 
Van Full of Candy Your regularly scheduled Van Full of Candy Thursday post has been temporarily delayed due to a sudden, raging Soccer on… We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, we just love Soccer so very, very much. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to the Soccer room to Soccer one out… USA! USA! USA!
Posted in Busy Body, Sports, World News 
Tags: Abby Wambach, France, Germany, Moenchengladbach, semifinal, Soccer, United States, Women's Soccer World Cup 
2 Comments »It's Raining Baseball Fans
July 12th, 2011 Jesse Jones Soon helmet giveaways at the ballpark won’t just be novelty promotions, but mandatory equipment given out before every game to protect lunatics from accidentally murdering themselves diving from rafters for collectible garbage. I don’t know if you’ve heard the news, but there’s a hot new trend at the nation’s basedballing sport complexes: face diving onto cement from heights — VROOM!
Posted in Alcohol, Death, Sports, Stupidity Tags: Babe Ruth, baseball, Craigslist, Dodgers Stadium, fan, Giants, heroin, Home Run Derby, Josh Hamilton, Mark McGwire, memorobilia, NASA, Phoenix, souvenir, steroids, Stupidity, Texas Rangers No Comments »Drunk, Homeless, German Man Wins NBA Championship
June 13th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Move over LeBron James, there’s a new King in town, and he goes by the name “Dirk”. This seven foot homeless man from Germany reeks of malt liquor, sleeps in alleys, but by dumb luck has now found a new home in the NBA with the Dallas Mavericks. HEY! This American beer is like pisswater. Dirk, otherwise — VROOM!
Posted in Comedy, NBA, Sports Tags: Basketball, Dallas Mavericks, Dirk Nowitzki, Dwyane Wade, Germany, Homeless, King Cobra, LeBron James, MD 20/20, Miami Heat, MVP, NBA Champs, Newport 4 Comments »We Will KICK You In The Facebook!!
April 6th, 2011 Jason Whitesel I just read some bullshit about a soccer player who created a Facebook page and got 7 Million likes in 7 hours. Holy goddamn Pelé that’s a crock of shit. A soccer player? It’s taken us 3 months to get 80 likes on Facebook. EIGHT … ZERO!!! THREE … MONTHS!!! So apparently pouring your heart — VROOM!
Posted in Facebook, Social Media, Sports Tags: Argentina, Barcelona, Facebook, FC Barcelona, FIFA, Followers, Goal, Leo Messi, Olympic Soccer, Soccer, Unicef, YouTube 2 Comments »TV Review: "Taking on Tyson"
March 7th, 2011 Jesse Jones You know that mustard and salami sandwich you enjoyed so much for lunch? How about high speed internet? Trail Mix? The carpool lane? Cupcake shops? Digital billboards? Cup o’ Chili? The soft cast? You like all those things? Well, you probably don’t know that you have “Iron” Mike Tyson to thank for all of it. “Taking on — VROOM!
Posted in Sports, TV Review Tags: Animal Planet, bread race, combos, cupcake shops, John Woo, Mike Tyson, New York, pigeon 1 Comment »Be at Peace, Sweet Cocks
February 18th, 2011 Jesse Jones During my customary afternoon search for all cock related news stories, I came upon a rather ridiculous article. The basics of the story all fit together like well worn pieces of your classic, run of the mill stupid criminal news Madlib: Two guys pulled over for a routine traffic stop, cops see something suspicious in — VROOM!
Posted in MMA, Sports, Unpopular Stand Tags: Animal Services, chickens, cock, cock fighting, euthanized, Las Vegas, Madlib, Pay Per View 2 Comments »Super Bowl Halftime Show : The Gipper
February 3rd, 2011 Jason Whitesel The 45th Super Bowl airing this Sunday between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Green Bay Packers will be one of the most historic of all time. This Super Bowl will have the 40th President of the United States for their halftime show. What’s this, you ask? How can Ronald Reagan be the entertainment for — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Sports, Super Bowl Tags: Black Eyed Peas, E!, FOX Sports, Ronald Reagan, Sizzler, Super Bowl No Comments »NFL's Unluckiest Photographer Retires
January 17th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Barry Kalinowski, the world’s most unlucky NFL football photographer, surprisingly announced his retirement today after covering the game for 34 years. After graduating from Albuquerque Technical Vocational Institute (TVI) in 1975, Barry started his photography career at Picture Your Pet, a small studio in Roswell, New Mexico. “Dogs were impossible. Those dang dogs would just — VROOM!
