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Musical Cigarettes, Farting Texts: The Future of Cell Phone Technology

Technology: it just does things. It doesn’t stop to ask if anyone might want or need the things it’s doing. That’s for marketeers to figure out. Technology just sees that it can accidentally do something when it was meaning to do something else. Then does it. For better or for usually the other thing. Originally […]

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Orgasms At The Touch Of A Button. The Future Is Now, Ladies

The female orgasm (as I have been told DOES exist) is an elusive, sexy creature. Technology is set to step in with a highly invasive procedure to put this happy feeling at the touch of a button. Which, as I understand it, it already TECHNICALLY is, though not QUITE so simple as that… Originally posted […]

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Hey, 1987 Called, And It Was EXPENSIVE!

Radio Shack, phones and money all still exist today as they did in 1987, and while every year that Radio Shack continues to exist it boggles the mind of all those who thought they understood how the world worked, it keeps chugging along, as does the lightning quick advancements of technology which make this commercial […]

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UNICEF Will Make You Feel Like A Hero If You Can Just Leave Your Phone Alone For Ten God Damned Minutes!

Activism as easy as not doing anything. Now that’s how you’re gonna get the people of this country behind your cause. Though, even while not doing something to help those in need, I’m sure there’s those who would still find a way to complain. Originally posted on Your Daily Media We, as Americans, love to […]

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No Self Control? No Problem! iBag Will Protect Your Wallet From You

When I have money (which is almost never) I know the constant urge to throw it away at the first shiny or delicious thing that crosses my field of vision. So I get needing something to protect me from myself. I also get needing to develop some sort of god damned self control too since […]

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50% Of The Nation Is Sexting, The Other 50% Have Land Lines I Assume

There’s no form of technology that we can’t put our genitals on. As a human species, we really only make any sort of technological advancement just so we have something new and exciting to do with our pleasure parts. If you don’t have a picture of someone’s bathing suit area on your phone right this […]

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Smart Phones In America: More Important Than Sex, Life

If you’re reading this, which odds are if you read that means that you are, you’re likely reading it on a smart phone. These handy dandy little devices have become so important to us they are quickly supplanting life itself, (the creating and maintaining of which) in American’s priority check list. Originally posted on Your Daily Media […]