Have you ever been publicly praised by your boss and heralded as “one of the classiest people on Earth!”, for choosing not to continue to savagely pummel an unconscious rival until being forcibly removed from their carcass by authorities? UFC fighter Brian Stann has, and that seems like a bad thing to me. Now, I enjoy fighting — VROOM!
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Lowered Social Standards: Thy Name is UFC
April 16th, 2012 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Class, MMA, Twitter 
Tags: Alessio Sakara, Ben Fowlkes, Brian Stann, Dana White, DVD, Fuse, MMA Fighting, Twitter, UFC 
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VFoC Podcast — “The Van Full of Candy Show: Episode 3: Master of Blow Pops”
February 15th, 2012 Van Full of Candy Best. Episode. Yet! And no, I’m not just saying that because a sexy Van Fan professed her attraction for Candy Man, Jesse Jones in the second half of the episode, but that sure as hell doesn’t hurt its quality! In tonight’s episode of “The Van Full of Candy Show” we discussed our respective Valentines Dayses. — VROOM!
Posted in Advertising, Alcohol, Dating, Drinking, Fast Food, Podcasts, Products, Sponsors, Twitter Tags: 1800Hoarders.com, attraction, Booze Koozie, Chinatown Newspaper, Clutter Busters, Disgusting Beard, Hoarders, Kleenex, Man vs. Food, Tesla Motors, Tesla the Band, The Heart Attack Grill, Valentine's Day No Comments »Van Full of Candy's Guide to Van Full of Candy
August 18th, 2011 Van Full of Candy We like the internet, and judging by the fact that you’re reading this, we can safely assume that you do too. We also know that if you’re anything like us, you’re looking every day for new ways to waste your hours at work pretending to be spread sheeting or otherwise giving a fuck about what you’re — VROOM!
Posted in Addiction, Facebook, Google, MySpace, Social Media, Twitter, YouTube Tags: Adam McKay, Al Gore, Cat Video, Comedy Whirled, current TV, Empire Avenue, Facebook, fart, foursquare, Funny or Die, Google, Google Plus, internet, Justin Timberlake, Klout, Linked In, MySpace, pornography, spread sheet, twat, tweet, twit, Twitter, Will Ferrell, WordPress, world wide wed, YouTube, Zuckerburg No Comments »Celebrities Gone Wild (Boobs Edition)
August 9th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Only 5 short days ago I wrote about how Nicki Minaj’s left boob wanted to see the live audience on Good Morning America and decided to leave the confines of its snug little bra-home and smile for the cameras. “Pulling a Janet Jackson” was then coined by yours truly which I have just recently shortened — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Comedy, Entertainment News, Playboy, Twitter Tags: Boobs, Good Morning America, Janet Jackson, Kelly Rowland, Nicki Minaj, Planking, Tits, Wardrobe malfunction No Comments »2 Second Hef ?? Ouch !!
July 27th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Good ol’ Heff, still pullin’ 25 year old strange at 85 years old. Hats off to ya old boy. But a little bit of the ugly truth was leaked recently by aforementioned strange. Crystal Harris, Hugh’s latest name added to his novel length list of ass-tap, called him out on Howard Stern saying that his — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Comedy, Entertainment News, Playboy, Twitter Tags: Babe Ruth, Crystal Harris, Don Rickles, Hitler, Hugh Hefner, sex, Twitter No Comments »
