The internet: you can find anything here, from cats wearing things to cats falling from things or even the grammatically poor ways we imagine cats are expressing their feelings for and about things. But in the approximately nine percent of the internet that ISN’T specifically devoted to feline adorableness, there are some other interesting things that pop up, — VROOM!
Archive for the ‘War on terror’ Category
We’re Joining the Non-Lethal Arms Race! (Warning: Potential Arm Damage)
January 4th, 2012 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Science, Technology, War on terror 
Tags: Department of Defense, Giggle Cannon, internet, JNLWD, Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate, NRA, Santa, US Military, USA 
No Comments »Your Fake Boobs Are Two Incredibly Beautiful Terrorists
July 6th, 2011 Jason Whitesel What the hell is going on with TSA these days? A couple of months ago they were searching for bombs in baby’s diapers, then they moved on recently to searching for bombs in a 90 year old’s Depends Undergarment. But now … NOW … they’re going to need to start fondling all the ladies with implants. — VROOM!
Posted in Comedy, Conspiracy, Fashion, Government, Headlines, War on terror Tags: Big Ass, Calista Flockhart, Dolly Parton, Fake Boobs, Implants, Kim Kardashian, Planes, Screening, Security, Terrorists, TSA 1 Comment »Your #2 Is NOTHING For Our New Russian Toilets !!
June 8th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Indestructible toilets … finally!!! Not only can these toilets from the future take the blast of a terrorist bomb, but I can finally piss on the lid and have absolutely no guilt. Seriously! These toilets are made of “ultra-strong fibrous concrete” so they can take the biggest load you could ever conceivably dump into them, and the — VROOM!
Posted in Comedy, Headlines, Products, Technology, War on terror, World News Tags: Bombs, Russia, Safety Toilet, Terrorists, Toilets No Comments »Osama bin Jackin': The Diary of the "Little Terrorist"'s Mind
May 13th, 2011 Jesse Jones Osama bin Laden was just like you and me. Wait. No. What I meant to say is that, you’re no different than Osama bin Laden. NO! No, that’s not it. Okay, let me start over. Osama bin Laden’s penis. It existed. So does yours. If you were born with one. Or if yours wasn’t lost — VROOM!
Posted in Love, Media, War on terror Tags: Abbottabad, Afghanistan, Beard, Bin Laden, burqa, cave, explode, gay, glory hole, Gone Wild, Infidel, jihad, Middle East, Osama, Pakistan, penis, porn, Reuters, Seal Team 6, squirter, suck puppet, Twin Towers, virgins No Comments »Beware: Exploding Babies
May 11th, 2011 Jesse Jones I don’t do a lot of flying, I have my reasons. One of them, certainly, is the fact that I don’t do a lot of traveling. I don’t think they have a lot of destinationless flights, and if they did, why would they? But when I do go somewhere, which as I’ve stated, I don’t, I — VROOM!
Posted in Busy Body, Government, Religion, Stupid laws, War on terror Tags: Bic, C4, exploding babies, explosives, flying, International, Jacob Jester, Kansas City, Krypton, Reverend, stroller, TSA, Twitter, uproar 2 Comments »Friday The 13th Part IV : Osama Lives
May 2nd, 2011 Jason Whitesel Ok everyone, it’s safe to come outside now. We can now all go back to our regularly scheduled lives. Didn’t you hear? The boogie man is dead. Yeah!! He was all shot up in the head yesterday and then thrown in the ocean. Dead! Done! So now we’re all completely safe once again. Doesn’t it feel good, kinda — VROOM!
Posted in Comedy, Government, War on terror Tags: Boogie Man, Camping, Friday The 13th, Jason Voorhees, King Triton, Obama, Osama Bin Laden, Snuggle Fabric Softener No Comments »Justin Bieber: Canadian Jihadist!
February 17th, 2011 Jesse Jones As a great man once said, “Yer ‘ither widdis, ‘er yer aginnis.” after which we as a nation waved our tiny Chinese made American flags non stop for seven straight years while singing the national anthem as loudly as our little voices could carry it. Today, our President spends most of his waking hours apologizing for America’s — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment News, War on terror Tags: American flag, Bieber, Bieber Fever, birther, Canadia, Dixie Chicks, Hitler, Justin, rape, Rolling Stone, Sadan, Stalin, teen, tween, twinfant 10 Comments »Terrorific!
January 28th, 2011 Van Full of Candy The Department of Homeland Security, the guys responsible for you having to mail yourself your own deoderant and the reason you have an entire hall closet dedicated to your plastic sheeting and duct tape storage, announced this week that they will begin phasing out their color coded terror alert system, and doing away with it completely — VROOM!
Posted in End of the World, Stupid laws, War on terror Tags: adorable, apocalyptic, Cindy Crawford, cudly, Days of Our Lives, Daytime TV, Department of Homeland Security, duct tape, explosives, global war on terrorism, Judge Joe Brown, kitteh, Lord of Lords, Meaningful Beauty, muclear waste, plastic sheeting, Quilt a Day, race war, She's Crafty, terror level, United States 2 Comments »
