It’s a sad day when teenage girls feel the need to post videos asking others if they think the girl is pretty or ugly. Girls, you are not judged by what you look like! You are not a “Pretty” or “Ugly” status, just ask Angelina Jolie, she’ll tell you. So in an effort to understand — VROOM!
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Am I Pretty or Ugly?
March 14th, 2012 
Jason Whitesel 
Posted in Comedy, Hot Chicks, Videos, YouTube 
Tags: autotune, body image, mashup, pretty or ugly, self esteem 
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VFoC Podcast — The Commercials
February 10th, 2012 Van Full of Candy Since the debut of “The Van Full of Candy Show” (LIVE Wednesday nights at 8 pm on BlogTalkRadio.com), we’ve continually gotten one comparison over and over again. People are making the natural and very realistic comparison between our new live podcast or “livecast” show and the single most watched program in the history of program — VROOM!
Posted in Advertising, Featured, Podcasts, YouTube Tags: blogtalkradio, Commercials, livecast, parody, podcast, radio, Super Bowl No Comments »
VFoC Video — “High 5″
February 3rd, 2012 Van Full of Candy Hey, remember that thing last Saturday that I was bugging you with regular updates on for like, 14 hours? Of course not, you don’t pay attention to us on the weekends. Well here’s that thing. Our entry into The Sacramento Comedy Spot‘s 14 Hour Comedy Challenge! Saturday morning at 8 am we received a video — VROOM!
VFoC Video — “Shit Carnies Say”
January 24th, 2012 Van Full of Candy Carnival folk, they live a life that most of us could never imagine. Subsiding on the corn dogs, cotton candy and popcorn left over at the end of the night and spending what little money they make assembling rickety fun wheels in department store parking lots, on home made, bathtub speed. It’s the kind of — VROOM!
Posted in Comedy, Featured, Men's Health, Videos, YouTube Tags: Bad Teeth, Carny, Circus, Fair, meth, Midway, philosophers, Port-a-let, speed No Comments »1 Vagina, 2 Vagina, 3 Vagina, 4
January 13th, 2012 Jason Whitesel As a guy, when I first heard about this story, my first impression is “fuck yeah, let’s do this!”, but when I didn’t get a return call, I had a lot of time to reflect on the situation. Let’s rewind shall we? As I stumbled around my living area this morning, I, what my grandparents — VROOM!
Posted in Comedy, Health, Hot Chicks, Science, Sex, True Story, YouTube Tags: Hazel Jones, Science Class, threesome, Vaginas 4 Comments »World's Slowest Yet Most Expensive Female Pleaser
November 29th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Women like it slow, but if this is the kind of slow that they mean, then I’m gonna go grab a sandwich and I’ll be back when you’re good and worked up, in say, oh … two hours. The porn industry is a multi-ka-trillbion dollar industry. It’s everywhere you look and everywhere you don’t want — VROOM!
VFoC Video — “US Army Vet Un-invites Cameron Diaz to “Fondue Fun Night”, Invites Zach Galifianakis”
November 14th, 2011 Van Full of Candy Holy crap !! When I read today that Justin Timberlake had attended the Marine Corps Ball over the weekend, I thought “Oh my GAWD, did I accidentally stand up Cameron Diaz?”. For whatever crazy reason, I forgot to put the Fondue Fun Night at The Melting Pot in my calendar, but in a fortunate scheduling — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Comedy, Dating, Featured, Food, Justin Timberlake, Videos, YouTube Tags: Fondue, Justin Timberlake, Marine Corps Ball, Melting Pot, Mila Kunis, Video Invite, Zach Galifianakis No Comments »
VFoC Video — “Let Daddy Make It All Better”
October 4th, 2011 Van Full of Candy Awww baby, don’t be sad. We had to go away for you. I know it doesn’t make sense baby, but we had to go away so that we could give you somethin’ good. You understand, don’t ya baby? We missed you hard. Real hard. Think of how much you missed us, then multiply it by — VROOM!
Van Full of Candy's Guide to Van Full of Candy
August 18th, 2011 Van Full of Candy We like the internet, and judging by the fact that you’re reading this, we can safely assume that you do too. We also know that if you’re anything like us, you’re looking every day for new ways to waste your hours at work pretending to be spread sheeting or otherwise giving a fuck about what you’re — VROOM!
Posted in Addiction, Facebook, Google, MySpace, Social Media, Twitter, YouTube Tags: Adam McKay, Al Gore, Cat Video, Comedy Whirled, current TV, Empire Avenue, Facebook, fart, foursquare, Funny or Die, Google, Google Plus, internet, Justin Timberlake, Klout, Linked In, MySpace, pornography, spread sheet, twat, tweet, twit, Twitter, Will Ferrell, WordPress, world wide wed, YouTube, Zuckerburg No Comments »Facebook Will Be Murdered in 87 Days
August 10th, 2011 Jason Whitesel In an epic “Fight Club” style of badass-anarchy-not-gonna-take-it-anymore blatant threat kind of a way, a kickass movement called Anomymous has publicly pretty much said “We’re gonna murder Facebook in the face and there’s nothing anybody can do about it!” That’s a pretty ballsy claim which made us here at Van Full of Candy stand at — VROOM!
Posted in Death, Facebook, Headlines, MySpace, Technology, YouTube Tags: Anonymous, Facebook, FacebookOps, Fight Club, Guy Ritchie, James Bond, Milk Duds, Movie, MySpace, Popcorn, War Games No Comments »
