March 17, 2011
Jesse – (10:43 pm)
hey
Jesse – (10:48 pm)
hey
Jesse – (11:09 pm)
hey
Allison – (11:14 pm)
What?
Jesse – (11:14 pm)
hey
oh, hi. whats up??
Allison – (11:16 pm)
You texted me, Jesse.
Jesse – (11:17 pm)
no you did
Allison – (11:21 pm)
Are you drunk?
Jesse – (11:22 pm)
r u stll pretty? *<;’P
hello?
Allison – (11:35 pm)
Did you just send me a winky clown with his tongue stuck out emoticon?
Jesse – (11:37 pm)
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member this???
Allison – (11:38 pm)
What’s that in the background? Is that a pool table?
Jesse – (11:40 pm)
hahahahahahh lol!!!!! thats my penis!!!!!!!
Allison – (11:41 pm)
I know that’s your penis, why are you taking pictures of your penis in a crowded bar and sending them to me? How drunk are you?
Jesse – (11:43 pm)
i miss u
Allison – (11:47 pm)
Don’t do this.
Jesse – (11:48 pm)
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Allison – (11:51 pm)
Why is your penis wet?
Jesse – (11:52 pm)
IM CRYING! ON MY PENIS! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allison – (11:54 pm)
Please put your penis away.
Jesse – (11:55 pm)
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iT LOOSK LIKE ITS DRINKING MY BEEr1!!@ aHAHhaha!!
hello?
March 18th, 2011
Allison – (12:02 am)
Please stop texting me.
Jesse – (12:03 am)
what happened to us? huh? what happened to us i dont remember what happened?
Allison – (12:05 am)
You were an unemployed slob.
Jesse – (12:08 am)
no, but what else?
Allison – (12:09 am)
You slept with my sister.
Jesse – (12:21 am)
what?
Allison – (12:23 am)
Do you have a ride home?
Jesse – (12:24 am)
its early. im irish! drink im gonna, tired
Allison – (12:25 am)
Is Jason there?
Jesse – (12:27 am)
r u fuckin jason now!??? what the fuck? shit where is that fuck!
WERE IS HE!>!?!?!<?!?
Allison – (12:36 am)
Do you have a ride home?
Jesse – (12:38 am)
do yu no were my keys are? did i give you my keys?
Allison – (12:39 am)
Where are you? I’ll come and pick you up.
Jesse – (12:41 am)
im on the flor
Allison – (12:42 am)
Why do you have to do this every holiday?
Jesse – (12:45 am)
u never undrstood me see. i dont do this every holiday i do this when ever and sometimes its a holiday then!
Allison – (12:47 am)
Do you have unlimited texts?
Jesse – (12:48 am)
ah can’ text all nite bebe! LOL!
Allison – (12:50 am)
I’m going to go, if you need a ride home let me know.
Jesse – (12:51 am)
dont go, its coo. i miss you
Allison – (12:53 am)
I miss you too sometimes.
Jesse – (12:59 am)
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WHOA!!lol
Allison – (1:04 am)
Good night Jesse.
Jesse – (1:05 am)
im not tired. dont go. not tired at all
(1:12 am)
in not tired im not tired m not tired
im singing the im not tired song. everybody in the bar loves iot
(1:19 am)
some guy told me tu stop singing with his fist
fuchker
Jesse – (2:41 am)
Excuse me. I’m sorry it’s late. Do you know the person at this number?
I’m sorry if you’re asleep but I need to find someone who knows this guy.
Allison – (2:53 am)
Who is this?
Jesse – (2:57 am)
My name’s Darrin, I’m the bouncer at Patrick O’Shots. Do you know this guy?
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Allison – (2:59 am)
He had pants earlier.
Jesse – (3:10 am)
He doesn’t now.
Allison – (3:12 am)
I’ll be right there.
Jesse – (3:13 am)
Yeah, I’ll prop him up outside by the door.
Allison – (3:14 am)
Do you guys have any towels you can spare?
Jesse – (3:16 am)
It was St. Patrick’s Day, we’ve got plenty of extras.
Allison – (3:17 am)
Great, can you just put one under him when you set him out?
Jesse – (3:21 am)
Under him? You don’t want to me to cover him up with it?
Allison – (3:22 am)
Trust me, it’s better to set the towel under him. I’ll be right there.