You’re gonna die some day. Don’t be sad, so will I, so I’ll get my comeuppance too. But before we get there, horrible, humiliating and down right cruel things happen to us. The LEAST of which is that we start smelling funny, and no, it’s apparently not all in our head. Originally posted on Your […]
Creative people being allowed to do creative things usually yields awesome. Add to that equation “Japan” and then you need to just sit back and enjoy the extra layer of fantastical insanity glaze slathered over the top. Originally posted on Your Daily Media If we’ve learned anything recently, it’s that when you give Asian students […]
The world is full of music, if you’re just patient enough to listen. Or, if you want to cut some of it up and throw lasers at it, it’ll probably say something then too. Originally posted on Your Daily Media You thought your hipster friend’s record collection was intolerable before. Wait until they upgrade from […]
The female orgasm (as I have been told DOES exist) is an elusive, sexy creature. Technology is set to step in with a highly invasive procedure to put this happy feeling at the touch of a button. Which, as I understand it, it already TECHNICALLY is, though not QUITE so simple as that… Originally posted […]
If you grew up in the nineteen hundred and eighties, you know that it was an odd time when everyone who was anyone thought they had to awkwardly rap their every thought and feeling. We did survive this difficult era of ill conceived communication decisions, but every now and then it rears its ugly head, mostly involving […]
We don’t always get what we want in this life. We’re not all rich and powerful, not everyone’s gonna create a cure to something important, and to date, I have yet to have a threesome with two smokin’ hot red heads. Life isn’t fair. I want to be a dance crewer, but I am not, […]
Body language, just like spoken, or even sign, is a very important factor to take into consideration when trying to deliver any message. It become even more so when using sign language to deliver an anti-masturbation message, as it demonstrated, thusly. Originally posted on Your Daily Media I wasn’t very familiar with the practices of […]
People, mostly men, make billions of dollars a year pushing products that they have convinced women are absolutely necessary because if they don’t own then they are hideous beasts unworthy of love. This one is being pushed by a woman, so that’s progress right? Originally posted on Your Daily Media Hey ladies, unhappy with something about […]
It’s a universally accepted truth that things are more fun with a little splash of fire water. We here at Van Full of Candy have been sharing our love of the laugh liquid for some time now and soon, you’ll be able to party exclusively with those sociable drunks in your immediate area via the […]
Radio Shack, phones and money all still exist today as they did in 1987, and while every year that Radio Shack continues to exist it boggles the mind of all those who thought they understood how the world worked, it keeps chugging along, as does the lightning quick advancements of technology which make this commercial […]