One Million Moms Hate Balls

September 22, 2011July 1, 2014 Jesse Jones Advertising, Busy Body, Products, Stupidity Alec Baldwin, American Family Association, Ben & Jerry, Chubby Hubby, Hubby Hubby, One Million Moms, Rain Forest, Saturday Night Live, Schweddy Balls, South America, University of Nevada Reno Leave a comment

During the winter break of my Sophomore year at the University of Nevada, Reno (go fighting Soft Sixteens!) I took a backpacking excursion through the inhospitable wilderness of the South American rainforest. I hiked for nine days with my trusty guide Tuo Uu-nu Eepchak. I was but a fool child, ill prepared for the conditions I would face […]

TV Review: "Mr. Sunshine" / Groupon

February 10, 2011January 9, 2012 Jesse Jones Opinions, Super Bowl, TV Review Alec Baldwin, Allison Janney, Becker, Brazilian, Community, coupon, edgy, Friends, Groupon, Jane Lynch, Matthew Perry, Mr. Sunshine, Parks and Recrection, pussy, rain fores, Super Bowl, twat, vagina 2 Comments

I had intended on reviewing Matthew Perry’s latest cancelled television program this morning and took a surprising left turn. Come with me on a journey through the career wasteland of an actor who got really lucky one time, and freshly shorn vaginas that hate the environment. Let us begin with the debut of “Mr. Sunshine”, a show […]