Montel Williams Wants To Get You Stoned

June 15, 2011June 30, 2014 Jason Whitesel Advertising, Celebrity, Comedy, Health, Products bible, Burger King, Cash Advance, Check Into Cash, Craigslist, Healthmaster, Medical Marijuana, MLM, Montel Williams, Ponzi Scheme, pot, Sacramento Comedy Spot, Smoothie, Stoners 6 Comments

So Montel William’s television show, monotonously named, “The Montel William’s Show” ended a few years ago. Not that anybody had any clue, hence, me letting you know. You probably know him better for his infomercials pushing his Healthmaster Blender to people who are too lazy to actually go to a grocery store, buy the ingredients to make […]

Van Full of Candy’s 2011 Predictions

January 14, 2011July 1, 2014 Van Full of Candy Predictions acetaminophen, Ashville, bible, Bin Laden, bird flu, CBS, Charlie Sheen, China, CSI, Dick Van Patten, Eight is Enough, Greenland, Hollywood, Jesus Christ, Justin Bieber, Kardashian, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Law & Order, LeBron James, Michael Vick, Milwaukee Bucks, National Enquirer, NBC, Octamom, Pottery Barn, SPCA, Sting, Ted Williams, Two and a Half Men, Viagra, Zach Galifianakis, zebra 1 Comment

With the new year, a lot of people like to make predictions about the upcoming hellscape that will be the coming trip around the sun. Impotently grasping for meaning and some illusion of control or understanding in a world where absolutely nothing makes sense. And we’re no different, except for how we’re exactly nothing at […]