Osama bin Laden was just like you and me. Wait. No. What I meant to say is that, you’re no different than Osama bin Laden. NO! No, that’s not it. Okay, let me start over. Osama bin Laden’s penis. It existed. So does yours. If you were born with one. Or if yours wasn’t lost — VROOM!
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Osama bin Jackin': The Diary of the "Little Terrorist"'s Mind
May 13th, 2011 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Love, Media, War on terror 
Tags: Abbottabad, Afghanistan, Beard, Bin Laden, burqa, cave, explode, gay, glory hole, Gone Wild, Infidel, jihad, Middle East, Osama, Pakistan, penis, porn, Reuters, Seal Team 6, squirter, suck puppet, Twin Towers, virgins 
No Comments »Answering CNN's Questions
May 3rd, 2011 Jesse Jones Ya know, that CNN seems like a nice kid. They try to play it down the middle as much as they can, which unfortunately makes them less popular than their more opinionated, shouty news brothers. You don’t want to hang out with the guy who can listen, hear and understand both sides of the argument — VROOM!
Posted in Questions, World News Tags: Bin Laden, CNN, Debt ceiling, dick move, Duchess, Duke, Ice Cream, kids pix, Navy SEALs, Pakistan, Royal Couple, Taliban, war, Weekend at Bernie's, X Factor No Comments »Van Full of Candy's 2011 Predictions
January 14th, 2011 Van Full of Candy With the new year, a lot of people like to make predictions about the upcoming hellscape that will be the coming trip around the sun. Impotently grasping for meaning and some illusion of control or understanding in a world where absolutely nothing makes sense. And we’re no different, except for how we’re exactly nothing at — VROOM!
Posted in Predictions Tags: acetaminophen, Ashville, bible, Bin Laden, bird flu, CBS, Charlie Sheen, China, CSI, Dick Van Patten, Eight is Enough, Greenland, Hollywood, Jesus Christ, Justin Bieber, Kardashian, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Law & Order, LeBron James, Michael Vick, Milwaukee Bucks, National Enquirer, NBC, Octamom, Pottery Barn, SPCA, Sting, Ted Williams, Two and a Half Men, Viagra, Zach Galifianakis, zebra 1 Comment »
