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We love My[ _____ ] now, Justin! Love us!

June 30th, 2011

Jesse Jones

OMG Ya’ll! O to the MUTHA FUCKIN’ G!!! Did you hear? Did you hear the news!? Justin Timberlake owns My[_____]! I know! Well when I heard the news, I leapt out of my chair and kissed the nearest homeless person. Then I gave them a dollar to stop screaming at me. When we at Van Full of Candy — VROOM!

Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment News, Justin Timberlake, MySpace, Social Media, World News

Tags: Andy Samberg, Charlie Sheen, Chop Me Up, Friends with Benefits, Justin Timberlake, Kim Kardashian, Love Stoned, My, MySpace, News Corp, SexyBack, space, Specific Media, Summer Love, Until the End of Time, What Goes Around

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VFoC Video — “Introducing … The Audition Guy!!”

June 17th, 2011

Van Full of Candy

When you work hard and put in your time, good things usually happen to you. Here at Van Full of Candy we have a really dedicated young man who really, really wants to make it big time in the entertaiment world in any way shape or form that they’ll take him. You may remember him — VROOM!

Posted in Comedy, Featured, Music, Videos, YouTube

Tags: Aflac, Auditions, Charlie Sheen, Kenny G, Saxophone, Sexy

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The "Justify Your Existence" Tours – Britney and Charlie, on the Road.

March 30th, 2011

Jesse Jones

The live concert. It’s where you make your connection with the artist, where you, for one brief shining moment, share the same space with your heroes and become a part of one another’s world. Then, afterwards, you drunkenly limp around Lot F all night looking for your car which six hours and nine, $15 beers ago you parked in Lot B, while Ricky — VROOM!

Posted in Charlie Sheen, Entertainment News, Music

Tags: $15 beers, apocalypse, ballet, Britney Spears, Charlie Sheen, explosion, NASCAR, opera, porn stars, rockstar, tour

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Charlie Sheen – No Longer #Winning

March 21st, 2011

Jason Whitesel

Well, today will be a very sad day for the Charlie Sheen TigerBlood compound. What they didn’t realize is that they have just lost the best candidate for their internship. Didn’t you read our post from a while back? Do you not understand that our partnership would have propelled us to unheard of heights of social — VROOM!

Posted in Celebrity, Charlie Sheen

Tags: #TigerBloodIntern, Charlie Sheen, internships.com, Tigerblood, winning

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Who's Ready For Another Trial of the Centurillenium!?

February 8th, 2011

Jesse Jones

Did you hear that? That was the sound of the 24 hour news machine’s erection slamming into the under side of their anchor desk. You know, say what you will about the man, but Michael Jackson was a consummate performer, right up to the end and beyond. The man never stopped giving and now he has given us one — VROOM!

Posted in Celebrity, Music, Rants

Tags: 24 hour news, Celebrity, Charlie Sheen, Jeff Goldblum, Joe Jackson, King of Pop, Michael Jackson, Orenthal James Simpson, Sean Penn, Shia LaBeouf, Trial

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Van Full of Candy's 2011 Predictions

January 14th, 2011

Van Full of Candy

With the new year, a lot of people like to make predictions about the upcoming hellscape that will be the coming trip around the sun. Impotently grasping for meaning and some illusion of control or understanding in a world where absolutely nothing makes sense. And we’re no different, except for how we’re exactly nothing at — VROOM!