Wednesdays Are: Messiahs Eat Free

April 18, 2011January 9, 2012 Jesse Jones Conspiracy, Religion, Science Cambridge, chocolate, Christmas, Da Vinci, Davey Jones, Declaration of Independence, Easter, Excelsior, gospels, Ground Zero, Jesus, John, Last Supper, Mel Gibson, muslim, Paul, Ringo, Spring, Star Trek, Starship, Winter 1 Comment

Science: most of the time it’s telling you how cute the thing threatening to eat the galaxy is, how it could travel through time if it could just discover the thing that would be able to travel through time, or telling our penises things they already get. But now, science has decided it’s its job […]

That’s Some Crazy Cheddar Yo

April 4, 2011July 3, 2014 Jason Whitesel Finance, Government, History, Opinions, Products Antiques Road Show, Declaration of Independence, Make it Rain, Masterpiece Theater, Milli Vanilli, NOVA, Strip Club, Third Nipple, Thomas Jefferson, Two Dollar Bill 1 Comment

Somebody please get me off this money or at least toss me a Xanax Ahhhh yes, the $2 bill. America’s most embarrassing piece of currency, its red-headed stepchild, its third nipple, its annoying aunt who overstays her welcome, its Milli Vanilli, its … ok I think you get it. The government was so embarrassed by […]