With the new year, a lot of people like to make predictions about the upcoming hellscape that will be the coming trip around the sun. Impotently grasping for meaning and some illusion of control or understanding in a world where absolutely nothing makes sense. And we’re no different, except for how we’re exactly nothing at — VROOM!
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Van Full of Candy's 2011 Predictions
January 14th, 2011 
Van Full of Candy 
Posted in Predictions 
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