VFoC’s Official Drinking Game Rules

March 17, 2011July 1, 2014 Van Full of Candy Holiday absinthe, Bono, Celtics, Danny Boy, drink, drinking game, irish, Lakers, shot, St. Patrick, U2 3 Comments

We at Van Full of Candy enjoy drinking. And no, we do not have a problem. That’s for amateurs. We are professional grade imbibers. But we generally save our heavy drinking for special occasions, namely, holidays which celebrate Saints. St. Valentine, St. Patrick, St. Nicholas, St. President’s Day, St. Wednesday. And while drinking until you involuntarily head […]

Your Fizzy Drinks Want to Murder Your Children

February 15, 2011July 3, 2014 Jesse Jones Health, Rants alcohol, caffine, chocolate, crystal meth, drink, drug, energy, Four Loko, Guarana, heroin, Howling Monkey, hugs, Monster, Nerf, pediatrics, Red Bull, Taurine, tobacco, Van Damme 4 Comments

Have you ever looked through your grandparents old toys? Rifling through some of Grammie and Grampie’s old hoardables you come upon piles and piles of things that, if you were to give them to your children today, would probably result at least in your children being taken from you and at most, your justified execution for grossly negligent […]