Orgasms At The Touch Of A Button. The Future Is Now, Ladies

August 13, 2014August 11, 2014 Jesse Jones Sex, Technology, Women's Health, Your Daily Media Etch-a-Sketch, female, Happy Meal, machine, Orgasm, Ryan Gosling, sex, Top Ramen Leave a comment

The female orgasm (as I have been told DOES exist) is an elusive, sexy creature. Technology is set to step in with a highly invasive procedure to put this happy feeling at the touch of a button. Which, as I understand it, it already TECHNICALLY is, though not QUITE so simple as that… Originally posted […]

iPad 2 Features Revealed

February 24, 2011July 3, 2014 Jason Whitesel Apple, Products, Retail, Technology Announcement, Apple, Dr. Shrinker, Etch-a-Sketch, iPad 2, iPad 3, La Marzocco, Mashable, Retina Display, Starbucks, Steve Jobs 1 Comment

The Apple rumor mill is in full swing this week with rumors of the new iPad. Lucky for you, Van Full of Candy is always on the bleeding edge of technological scuttlebutt. We are forever privy to insider information and are always in the VIP sections of all computer’y thingy’s related soirees where hundreds of […]