Oooh, Oooh, Pick Me Teacher, Pick Me!

March 8, 2011July 8, 2014 Jason Whitesel Education, Headlines, Music, Opinions, Rants Detention, Drinking, French Horn, High School, Hot Teacher, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Jean Nate, Music Teacher, Recess, Subway Sandwich, Tutor 1 Comment

It seems that every few months or so another headline pops up about some “inappropriate” female teacher getting it on with their prepubescent male students. What the hell is going on these days? Is there some sort of weird ‘hot for student’ bug going around? AND WHERE IN THE HELL WERE THESE TEACHERS WHEN I […]

Science Is Dumb

January 11, 2011July 4, 2014 Jesse Jones Opinions, Rants, Science aromatherapy, Beaches, Blu-Ray, Christmas sweaters, ESP, evolution, French Horn, ice age, Israeli, lice, mathelete, Polio, science, scientific journal, technology 3 Comments

You haven’t died from Polio, and through the miracle of modern technology, that bowling trophy’s broken arm was safely rescued from deep within my “fun house”. But aside from that, what has science done for any of us? For every life saving vaccine or highly specialized rectal jaws of life that science accidentally discovers, there are […]