It hardly seems worth making predictions this year. As everyone is surely aware, this year isn’t going to be as long as they have been in the past. You can blame the stupid Mayans and their dumb calendar for that bunk. So with those ten fewer days at the end of not only this year, — VROOM!
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Van Full of Candy’s End of the World Year Predictions
January 19th, 2012 
Van Full of Candy 
Posted in End of the World, Predictions 
Tags: 2012, Barack Obama, Beaver, cruise ship, Decfember 21st, Donald Trump, End of the world, Facebook, Google, Green Bay Packers, iPhone, Iran, Italy, Love Boat, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mitt Romney, NCAA, New Orleans Saints, Ryan Seacrest, Santorum, Steve Jobs, Super Bowl, Tim Tebow, Titanic 
No Comments »Cut It Out China! You're Freaking Us Out!
November 15th, 2011 Jesse Jones China is going to murder us from the sky! How do I know? The Googles! The Googles told me! … GOOGLES! Alright, let me back up here, this may require slightly more explanation than me shouting “The Googles” at you until it makes sense. That could take days. Days that WE DON’T HAVE! First, take a — VROOM!
Posted in Conspiracy, Examination Tags: America 2, Area 51, China, communist, Google, Mars, missile range, Mongolia, Nuclear, Solar, street grid, United States, Washington D.C. 1 Comment »Van Full of Candy's Guide to Van Full of Candy
August 18th, 2011 Van Full of Candy We like the internet, and judging by the fact that you’re reading this, we can safely assume that you do too. We also know that if you’re anything like us, you’re looking every day for new ways to waste your hours at work pretending to be spread sheeting or otherwise giving a fuck about what you’re — VROOM!
Posted in Addiction, Facebook, Google, MySpace, Social Media, Twitter, YouTube Tags: Adam McKay, Al Gore, Cat Video, Comedy Whirled, current TV, Empire Avenue, Facebook, fart, foursquare, Funny or Die, Google, Google Plus, internet, Justin Timberlake, Klout, Linked In, MySpace, pornography, spread sheet, twat, tweet, twit, Twitter, Will Ferrell, WordPress, world wide wed, YouTube, Zuckerburg No Comments »The Eagle Has Landed … Well … Sorta. Ok, We're Lying
April 12th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Today marks the 50th Anniversary of the first human spaceflight. Supposedly some Russian named Yuri Gagarin was the first human to be launched into space on April 12, 1961. Ever heard of him? Didn’t think so. I think it’s cute how “they” want us to believe that people were actually launched into space in 1961. The — VROOM!
Posted in Conspiracy, Government, History, Science, Space, Technology, World News Tags: 50 year anniversary, Conspiracy, Cosmonaut, First Human in Space, Google, Hoax, Moon Landing, NASA, Russia, space, Vostok, Yuri Gagarin No Comments »Our Favorite Search Terms of the Week
April 11th, 2011 Jesse Jones Search engines. They’re imprecise, clumsy and ultimately telling of your inner most wants and desires. Your search history is kind of weird and embarrassing, and I’ll give you the same answer that I gave that flasher who lingered a little longer than necessary: no, you can’t look at mine. When you have a website, you get — VROOM!
Posted in Examination, Google Tags: candy, clone, cocks, flasher, girl, global warming, Google, horse lamp, Justin Bieber, kids, kstew, molester, neighborhood, pants, search terms, Steven Tyler, twilight, web site 2 Comments »A Found Letter To Google From A Library Card
March 14th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Posted in Google, Letters Tags: Books, Computers, Dewey Decimal System, Google, Library, Library Cards, Purse, Smartphone 1 Comment »
