It’s Raining Baseball Fans

July 12, 2011June 29, 2014 Jesse Jones Alcohol, Death, Sports, Stupidity Babe Ruth, baseball, Craigslist, Dodgers Stadium, fan, Giants, heroin, Home Run Derby, Josh Hamilton, Mark McGwire, memorobilia, NASA, Phoenix, souvenir, steroids, Stupidity, Texas Rangers Leave a comment

Soon helmet giveaways at the ballpark won’t just be novelty promotions, but mandatory equipment given out before every game to protect lunatics from accidentally murdering themselves diving from rafters for collectible garbage. I don’t know if you’ve heard the news, but there’s a hot new trend at the nation’s basedballing sport complexes: face diving onto cement from heights […]

Your Fizzy Drinks Want to Murder Your Children

February 15, 2011July 3, 2014 Jesse Jones Health, Rants alcohol, caffine, chocolate, crystal meth, drink, drug, energy, Four Loko, Guarana, heroin, Howling Monkey, hugs, Monster, Nerf, pediatrics, Red Bull, Taurine, tobacco, Van Damme 4 Comments

Have you ever looked through your grandparents old toys? Rifling through some of Grammie and Grampie’s old hoardables you come upon piles and piles of things that, if you were to give them to your children today, would probably result at least in your children being taken from you and at most, your justified execution for grossly negligent […]