It’s unfortunate, we had an incredible article planned for you today. It had dinosaurs, and robots and a bald eagle punching Hitler in the taint with a star spangled boxing glove. We put together a video which showed the two of us hang gliding off of Mount Rushmore, shooting machine guns into the air and — VROOM!
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Sorry Folks, Internet’s Closed. Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya
January 18th, 2012 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Internet, Stupid laws 
Tags: America the Beautiful, Dave Barry, Hitler, internet, Kate Middleton, PIPA, SOPA, taint 
No Comments »For the Last Time: Kanye West is Not Hitler
August 8th, 2011 Jesse Jones People, this has simply got to stop. It seems a week doesn’t go by that I don’t have to step up and say the unpopular, but almost impossibly obvious to one and all: Kanye West is not Hitler. I thought we went over this. I thought we had all come to an understanding, that while Kanye — VROOM!
Posted in Conspiracy, Music, Unpopular Stand Tags: Big Chill, genocide, Hitler, Jews, Kanye West, Kingye Best, music festival, Not Hitler No Comments »2 Second Hef ?? Ouch !!
July 27th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Good ol’ Heff, still pullin’ 25 year old strange at 85 years old. Hats off to ya old boy. But a little bit of the ugly truth was leaked recently by aforementioned strange. Crystal Harris, Hugh’s latest name added to his novel length list of ass-tap, called him out on Howard Stern saying that his — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Comedy, Entertainment News, Playboy, Twitter Tags: Babe Ruth, Crystal Harris, Don Rickles, Hitler, Hugh Hefner, sex, Twitter No Comments »Burn Baby, Burn! (Hitler Inferno)
July 21st, 2011 Jesse Jones Human beings have kind of a sick obsession with dead bodies. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a monster, I get that the rapidly decaying, lifeless corpse over there used to belong to someone you had some fondness for. But at no point forward will that bio degrading fleshy mound of used ta was, ever — VROOM!
Posted in Death, Examination, Germans, Movies, Unpopular Stand Tags: Captain America, cremation, dead baby, Dixie cup, Germany, Hitler, Lutheran church, Marlan J Gary, Marvel, morgue, Nazi, neo-Nazis, promotion, Rudolf Hess, The First Avenger, tie-in, zombified 3 Comments »VFoC's Oscar Predictstravaganza!
February 25th, 2011 Van Full of Candy It’s Oscar time again, the glittering jewel in the crown of Award Season. The time when all of the biggest names in the flicker shows all get together and give each other trophies of naked faceless men. And we at Van Full of Candy are legally obligated to lift our faces skyward and take notice of — VROOM!
Posted in Awards Season, Entertainment News, Movies, Predictions Tags: Academy Awards, Hitler, Inception, Nazi, Oscars, Predictions, Social Network, The King's Speech, True Grit 1 Comment »Let's Play the Ad Game
February 23rd, 2011 Jesse Jones Buy our new chicken tenders: they won’t rape you like our competitor’s fish sticks might! It just took me ten seconds to write that, and half of that time was spent looking up whether or not anyone’s ever been raped by a chain restaurant fish stick. And what I’ve just created is what we in the — VROOM!
Posted in Advertising, Opinions Tags: 9/11, admiral tasty, billboard, controversy, edgy, fish sticks, Hacienda, Hitler, holocaust, Indiana, offensive, South Bend, Waco 2 Comments »Justin Bieber: Canadian Jihadist!
February 17th, 2011 Jesse Jones As a great man once said, “Yer ‘ither widdis, ‘er yer aginnis.” after which we as a nation waved our tiny Chinese made American flags non stop for seven straight years while singing the national anthem as loudly as our little voices could carry it. Today, our President spends most of his waking hours apologizing for America’s — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment News, War on terror Tags: American flag, Bieber, Bieber Fever, birther, Canadia, Dixie Chicks, Hitler, Justin, rape, Rolling Stone, Sadan, Stalin, teen, tween, twinfant 10 Comments »
