Crisis in the Holy Land: Biebs vs. Heebs

April 13, 2011July 3, 2014 Jesse Jones Celebrity, Justin Bieber, Rants, Religion adorable, Bethlehem, Bieber, Bieber Shots, Colorado, ghost, god, His World, holocaust, hubris, Israel, Jesus, kvetch, Netanyahu, paparazzi, precocious, Twitter 1 Comment

As regular readers know, we at Van Full of Candy have a love, hate, stab, caress relationship with a certain young pop super star whose name shall be mentioned many dozen times throughout this article. Whether it’s his disappointment in and hatred of rape victims, or his world shaking follicle styling decisions, we have been there every […]

Let’s Play the Ad Game

February 23, 2011June 29, 2014 Jesse Jones Advertising, Opinions 9/11, admiral tasty, billboard, controversy, edgy, fish sticks, Hacienda, Hitler, holocaust, Indiana, offensive, South Bend, Waco 2 Comments

Buy our new chicken tenders: they won’t rape you like our competitor’s fish sticks might! It just took me ten seconds to write that, and half of that time was spent looking up whether or not anyone’s ever been raped by a chain restaurant fish stick. And what I’ve just created is what we in the […]