It’s unfortunate, we had an incredible article planned for you today. It had dinosaurs, and robots and a bald eagle punching Hitler in the taint with a star spangled boxing glove. We put together a video which showed the two of us hang gliding off of Mount Rushmore, shooting machine guns into the air and — VROOM!
Posts Tagged ‘internet’
Sorry Folks, Internet’s Closed. Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya
January 18th, 2012 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Internet, Stupid laws 
Tags: America the Beautiful, Dave Barry, Hitler, internet, Kate Middleton, PIPA, SOPA, taint 
No Comments »We’re Joining the Non-Lethal Arms Race! (Warning: Potential Arm Damage)
January 4th, 2012 Jesse Jones The internet: you can find anything here, from cats wearing things to cats falling from things or even the grammatically poor ways we imagine cats are expressing their feelings for and about things. But in the approximately nine percent of the internet that ISN’T specifically devoted to feline adorableness, there are some other interesting things that pop up, — VROOM!
Posted in Science, Technology, War on terror Tags: Department of Defense, Giggle Cannon, internet, JNLWD, Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate, NRA, Santa, US Military, USA No Comments »Get Your Digital Diddle On: It's Only Natural
September 13th, 2011 Jesse Jones Birds do it, bees do it, even perverts in the trees do it. Let’s do it, let’s fuck online. Chances are, if you’re on the internet (which as of this printing is still the only way that I know you could be reading this, though if you know of any others, please let us know), — VROOM!
Posted in Internet, Love, Opinions, Sex Tags: bees, birds, bread, cybersex, fire, intercourse, internet, Krystelle Shaughnessy, lesbian, long-distance relationship, Nana, Peepaw, sex technologies, two girls one cup, University of New Brunswick, vagina, wheel No Comments »Van Full of Candy's Guide to Van Full of Candy
August 18th, 2011 Van Full of Candy We like the internet, and judging by the fact that you’re reading this, we can safely assume that you do too. We also know that if you’re anything like us, you’re looking every day for new ways to waste your hours at work pretending to be spread sheeting or otherwise giving a fuck about what you’re — VROOM!
Posted in Addiction, Facebook, Google, MySpace, Social Media, Twitter, YouTube Tags: Adam McKay, Al Gore, Cat Video, Comedy Whirled, current TV, Empire Avenue, Facebook, fart, foursquare, Funny or Die, Google, Google Plus, internet, Justin Timberlake, Klout, Linked In, MySpace, pornography, spread sheet, twat, tweet, twit, Twitter, Will Ferrell, WordPress, world wide wed, YouTube, Zuckerburg No Comments »
