There are many ways to tell when you’ve finally become an unquestioned, dominant global super power. Maybe you’ve dropped a couple nuclear warheads on an enemy, kicked some dirt in their face and asked their quivering corpses, “Now what?!” Perhaps you export all of your worst social trappings to the four corners of the world — VROOM!
Posts Tagged ‘Japanese’
Finally Science Gets it Right, Introducing: Handjob Bot
May 24th, 2011 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Economy, Science, Technology, World News 
Tags: america, China, communist, debt, ejaculation, glory hole, handjob, Japanese, mexical supply expo, pixellated, Robot, school girl, stimulation, suck bot, super power, tentacle, tube, USA 
2 Comments »Merry Fifth of Shots
May 5th, 2011 Van Full of Candy Hey everybody! Looking forward to celebrating the proud Mexican people’s day of Independence!? Well that shit ain’t ’till the middle of September so you’re gonna be dry a long time if that’s what you’re REALLY looking to celebrate. But let’s be honest, that’s not why you’re excited about Cinco de Mayo. We know it’s not — VROOM!
Posted in Alcohol, Holiday Tags: Aztec, Casimir, Cinco de Mayo, Goldwasser, Greatest Generation, Independence, Irishman, Japan, Japanese, Mexican, Polish, POW, Railroad of Death, Sake, St. Patrick's Day, Stotch, tentacles, Thai, William Wallace 2 Comments »
