Australia's Great White Shark Is a Weak Ass Bitch

December 7, 2011January 9, 2012 Jason Whitesel Animals, Comedy, Science, Wildlife Anomalocaris, Australia, Great White, Jaws, Marty Feldman, science, Sharks Leave a comment

Australian scientists uncovered the eyes of a 500 million year old super predator who dominated the oceans and would be considered in today’s standards, the great white shark of noicepolyolithiorianlike times. Now you’re probably wondering what the hell just finding the eyes has any relevance to this great white Australian discovery right? Well it’s because […]

Two-Arm Two-Fer Tuesday

April 19, 2011July 17, 2014 Jason Whitesel Celebrity, Comedy, Entertainment News, Opinions 127 Hours, amputation, Bethany Hamilton, Carrie Underwood, Easter, House, James Franco, Jaws, Jesus, Reruns, Rio de Janeiro, Sarah Hill, Soul Surfer Leave a comment

I’m noticing a very strange and scary trend happening in the world right now, and it’s making me very uncomfortable, as it should you too. As I was watching a rerun of House, the medical show with the guy who has a cane and walks around with a limp, acting all “smarter than thou” and […]