First it was Pamela & Tommy, then Paris, and then that one Kardashian chick. Rock stars, television stars, and others who ride the coattails of their father and become reality TV stars. Two glaring things stick out like a sore thumb … that I’m assuming have been smashed by a hammer, because how else would — VROOM!
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Van Full of Candy's Celebrity Sex Tape Auditions
October 19th, 2011 
Jason Whitesel 
Posted in Celebrity, Comedy, Movies, Porn, Sex 
Tags: Auditions, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Idioms, Kim Kardashian, Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, Sore Thumb, Tommy Lee, With Your Thumb Up Your Ass 
No Comments »Your Fake Boobs Are Two Incredibly Beautiful Terrorists
July 6th, 2011 Jason Whitesel What the hell is going on with TSA these days? A couple of months ago they were searching for bombs in baby’s diapers, then they moved on recently to searching for bombs in a 90 year old’s Depends Undergarment. But now … NOW … they’re going to need to start fondling all the ladies with implants. — VROOM!
Posted in Comedy, Conspiracy, Fashion, Government, Headlines, War on terror Tags: Big Ass, Calista Flockhart, Dolly Parton, Fake Boobs, Implants, Kim Kardashian, Planes, Screening, Security, Terrorists, TSA 1 Comment »We love My[ _____ ] now, Justin! Love us!
June 30th, 2011 Jesse Jones OMG Ya’ll! O to the MUTHA FUCKIN’ G!!! Did you hear? Did you hear the news!? Justin Timberlake owns My[_____]! I know! Well when I heard the news, I leapt out of my chair and kissed the nearest homeless person. Then I gave them a dollar to stop screaming at me. When we at Van Full of Candy — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment News, Justin Timberlake, MySpace, Social Media, World News Tags: Andy Samberg, Charlie Sheen, Chop Me Up, Friends with Benefits, Justin Timberlake, Kim Kardashian, Love Stoned, My, MySpace, News Corp, SexyBack, space, Specific Media, Summer Love, Until the End of Time, What Goes Around 1 Comment »Celebrity News: So Crazy, it's True
June 24th, 2011 Van Full of Candy Celebrities, they’re who we pretend we’re having sex with when we’re just giving it to the ol’ lady because it feels like it’s probably about time that we should. Celebrities live lives that are too ridiculous to be believed most of the time, flying around the world and being interviewed about the latest thing they — VROOM!
