We’ve been seeing each other for a while now, 10 1/2 months is an eternity for most relationships. We like to think we’ve been a very attentive partner, but we know there’s been times when we’ve taken you for granted. It’s nothing conscious, it’s not because you’ve gained weight, we think that’s sexy, it means — VROOM!
Posts Tagged ‘Love’
Which Angry, Hurtful, Bitter Lover Type Are You?
October 18th, 2011 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Examination, Love 
Tags: barista, breasts, butt lungs, Call of Duty, cnn.com, crabs, health.com, herpes, in the butt, Love, lover, Pepper Schwartz, relationship, sociology, syphilitic, University of Washington in Seattle 
No Comments »VFoC's Valentine's Day Fun Facts!
February 11th, 2011 Van Full of Candy As I’m sure your Girlfriend has reminded you by now, Monday is Valentine’s Day, the annual celebration of all things heart-shaped and diamond encrusted. And like most ancient American greeting card manufactured celebrations, many of the origins of the holiday have been lost to the annals of history. Thankfully, we at Van Full of Candy are experts at pretending we know things — VROOM!
Posted in End of the World, History, Holiday Tags: Bow & Arrow, Crop Circles, Cupid, Easter Bunny, Firearms, Holidays, Love, Santa, See's Candy, St. Valentine, Valentine's Day 2 Comments »
British “Man” Gives Birth: Lose Your Fucking Mind and Hate Him!
We live in an amazing, Technicolor, sci-fi world. A world where you can almost literally be anything you want. I mean, you can’t actually be, say, a cat or a polar bear. But you can dress up like them and fuck other people dressed up like zebras and mice, which is basically all you would — VROOM!
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