Happy goddamn 200th birthday Charles D., you ornery quill pen scribblin’ literary pimp. You’re lookin’ pretty good for being a couple Benjamins old, what’s your secret? Bikram yoga? Damn, that’s pretty badass Chuck. You don’t mind if I call you Chuck do ya? I tried that hot yoga shit once and damn near pulled my — VROOM!
Posts Tagged ‘New York’
It’s Charles “Mutha Fuckin’” Dickens’s Birthday Yo!
February 7th, 2012 
Jason Whitesel 
Posted in Books, Comedy, Drinking, History 
Tags: 2Pac, 40 oz, A Christmas Carol, Avatar, Birthday, Charles Dickens, LA, New York, Notorious BIG, Tale of Two Cities 
No Comments »Anarchgay in the USA
June 16th, 2011 Jesse Jones Every time a gay thinks about marrying, God gets punched in the taint by the Devil and a kitten sucks a dick. A same-sex marriage bill is currently working its way through the New York state legislature which can only mean one thing, Jesus is warming up his wave machine while solemnly shaking his head in disappointment with — VROOM!
Posted in Busy Body, Gay, Rants, Religion, Stupid laws, Super Bowl Tags: agenda, anarchy, bear, bill, David Tyree, gay, Giants, god, hypocrisy, ignorance, Jesus, lesbian, marriage, minority, National Oranization for Marriage, New York, NFL No Comments »TV Review: "Taking on Tyson"
March 7th, 2011 Jesse Jones You know that mustard and salami sandwich you enjoyed so much for lunch? How about high speed internet? Trail Mix? The carpool lane? Cupcake shops? Digital billboards? Cup o’ Chili? The soft cast? You like all those things? Well, you probably don’t know that you have “Iron” Mike Tyson to thank for all of it. “Taking on — VROOM!
Posted in Sports, TV Review Tags: Animal Planet, bread race, combos, cupcake shops, John Woo, Mike Tyson, New York, pigeon 1 Comment »Supour Heroues
January 31st, 2011 Jesse Jones First: I’m the bloody Batgent, guv’na! Then: Spider-Lad, Spider-Lad, does what ever is not unbecoming of a Spider-Lad to do! And now… Look, up in the air, it’s a parrot! It’s a sky lorry! No, it’s – Superbloke! What in the name of god’s three color butt hole is going on here!? Batman, Superman, Spider-Man. Three fictional — VROOM!
