AAAHHHHHH!!! (Apocalypse Edition: Parte the Somethingth)

August 2, 2011January 9, 2012 Jesse Jones Death, End of the World, Predictions, Rants, Religion, Science, Wildlife, World News angel, apocalypse, Blood Red, Christ, drought, End of the world, flood, gay, god, Jesus, lake, nut candy, old TestamentChromatiacea bacteria, orgy, Rapture, reservoir, river, Texas Leave a comment

It’s the end of the world! Oh sweet Jesus who up until this very moment when you might actually be of some use to me, I have heretofore ignored and denied, IT’S THE END OF THE MONKEY FIGHTING WORLD! Don’t believe me?! Well fuck you! ‘Cause it’s real Jack! You’re dead! I’m dead! We’re all […]

Recipes for Life

April 15, 2011 Van Full of Candy Food, Recipes Alimony, biker bar, biscuits, chicken, gnome, herpes, kabob, marriage, orgy, pork chops, recipe, sprite, tea, threesome 2 Comments

We found an ADORABLE article today from Glamour Magazine (it’s what we wrap the racin’ forms in so the broad ain’t wise!) about a magical, legally binding chicken dish. You see, 26 years ago, the fashion editor at Glamour passed on this recipe to her assistant, which she herself was given by a whimsical tree […]