You like Netflix? I like Netflix. All I know is that they need a new “genre” in their schtick, and that’s the one that would have kept them from losing 800,000 subscribers. For reals. Remember when you were a kid and you’d go to the movie rental store? In my case it was a furniture — VROOM!
Posts Tagged ‘porn’
I Wanna Be a Porn Star Baaaaaybeeeee … Well, Except For The HIV
August 30th, 2011 
Jason Whitesel Alright you stars of porn, lets go ahead and take 5 and gather around. Stop your threesums, put your cable repairman outfit back on Ron, and for god’s sake you people over there leave that horse alone and get over here, this is serious business. Now listen! It has come to our attention that one — VROOM!
4 Foot Vajayjay On Marilyn Monroe Sculpture (Porno Edition)
July 25th, 2011 Jason Whitesel So this weekend was big for the former actress known as Marilyn Monroe. Not only did the classy city of Chicago erect a 27 foot “upskirt” statue of Marilyn in her “Seven Year Itch” pose, a six minute pornographic film shot in 1946 or 1947 has surfaced with Marilyn Monroe in it. Now this is — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Comedy, Entertainment News, Headlines, Overprivileged 
Tags: Candle in the wind, Marilyn Monroe, Norma Jean, porn, porno, Realdoll, Seven year itch, statue, upskirt, voyeur 
No Comments »Osama bin Jackin': The Diary of the "Little Terrorist"'s Mind
May 13th, 2011 Jesse Jones Osama bin Laden was just like you and me. Wait. No. What I meant to say is that, you’re no different than Osama bin Laden. NO! No, that’s not it. Okay, let me start over. Osama bin Laden’s penis. It existed. So does yours. If you were born with one. Or if yours wasn’t lost — VROOM!
Posted in Love, Media, War on terror Tags: Abbottabad, Afghanistan, Beard, Bin Laden, burqa, cave, explode, gay, glory hole, Gone Wild, Infidel, jihad, Middle East, Osama, Pakistan, penis, porn, Reuters, Seal Team 6, squirter, suck puppet, Twin Towers, virgins No Comments »
