It’s the end of the world! Oh sweet Jesus who up until this very moment when you might actually be of some use to me, I have heretofore ignored and denied, IT’S THE END OF THE MONKEY FIGHTING WORLD! Don’t believe me?! Well fuck you! ‘Cause it’s real Jack! You’re dead! I’m dead! We’re all — VROOM!
Posts Tagged ‘Rapture’
AAAHHHHHH!!! (Apocalypse Edition: Parte the Somethingth)
August 2nd, 2011 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Death, End of the World, Predictions, Rants, Religion, Science, Wildlife, World News 
Tags: angel, apocalypse, Blood Red, Christ, drought, End of the world, flood, gay, god, Jesus, lake, nut candy, old TestamentChromatiacea bacteria, orgy, Rapture, reservoir, river, Texas 
No Comments »VFoC "LIVE" on The Comedy Buffet's Podcast
June 22nd, 2011 Van Full of Candy The good fellas at The Comedy Buffet were kind enough to let us stink up their otherwise hilarious podcast the other night. We’d like to apologize in advance for our uncontrolable crass behavior, rude language, and complete disregard to fat kids, cross-dressing boys, and religion in general, … yeah right, who am I kidding? Let’s face it, — VROOM!
Posted in Comedy, Death, End of the World, Headlines, Interview, Opinions, Podcasts, Rants, Religion Tags: Diabetes, End of the world, god, Harold Camping, JDRF, Jesus, KFC, Rapture, Sacramento Comedy Spot, Sam Saurs, Sedgwick Junior High School No Comments »
VFoC Video — “May 21st, 2011 … It’s Rapture Time Sinners”
May 20th, 2011 Van Full of Candy Well as most of the world knows, tomorrow is the second coming of Christ, The Rapture, Judgement Day. Well … according to Harold Camping. Ya’ll ready? Better get repenting real quick like because only about 7% of us (dead or alive) are going to get floated up to Heaven tomorrow. The other 93% of us — VROOM!
Posted in Comedy, End of the World, Featured, Predictions, Religion, YouTube Tags: Christ, End of the world, forgiveness, god, Harold Camping, Jesus, Judgement Day, May 21, Nostradamus, Prediction, Rapture, repent, Second coming 4 Comments »
