VFoC 2011 Van Haiku Prizeocalypse!

July 22, 2011July 3, 2014 Van Full of Candy Contest, Food 100 Grand, 3 Musketeers, Baby Ruth, Brach's Mallowcreme, Butterfinger, contest, Crunch, Fun Dip, Haiku, Hello Panda, Hi-Chew, Jaw Busters, Junior Mints, Laffy Taffy, Lemon Heads, M & M's, Necco Fruit by the Foor, Peeps, Pez, Pocky, prize, Reese's, Smarties, Starburst, Takenoko, Thor, Twix, York 1 Comment

Hey! Remember the Haiku contest? Oh, those were the days, we were all so young. Well, for those that don’t and don’t care enough to look through the archives to find it. We had a contest in which participants submitted their best Van themed Haiku. And after weeks of heated competition and literally ten of […]

Van Full of Easter Candy

April 22, 2011 Van Full of Candy Holiday, Religion, Retail Christ, currency, Easter, In God We Trust, Jesus, Palmer, pink flamingo, Reese's, Rome, Russel Stover, Weight Watchers, Whitman Leave a comment

Easter is traditionally celebrated for two things: a) the brutal shit kicking of Jesus Horatio Christ, culminating in his being affixed to a tree and propped up in Rome’s front yard like a pink flamingo that’s been kicked in the face for an hour. You know, for you and your stupid sins. And 2) delicious seasonal candies. […]