Alright every body, hold on to your things which are easily ejected from your person by sudden shock from wholly unbelievable news! Socks, hats, balls and all other comically loose items secured? Alright, you can’t say I didn’t warn you. Here goes… Drinking booze, makes people want to fuck, stupidly! I know. I lost nine good — VROOM!
Posts Tagged ‘sex’
New Study Confirms Drinking Linked to Sex, Sun Linked to Daylight
December 14th, 2011 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Alcohol, Drinking, HIV, Science, Sex 
Tags: AIDS, alcohol, booze, Canadian study, HIV, Jürgen Rehm, sex, socks, stranger danger, umlaut, unsafe sex 
No Comments »World's Slowest Yet Most Expensive Female Pleaser
November 29th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Women like it slow, but if this is the kind of slow that they mean, then I’m gonna go grab a sandwich and I’ll be back when you’re good and worked up, in say, oh … two hours. The porn industry is a multi-ka-trillbion dollar industry. It’s everywhere you look and everywhere you don’t want — VROOM!
Pornflix … I Mean … Netflix !!
October 24th, 2011 Jason Whitesel You like Netflix? I like Netflix. All I know is that they need a new “genre” in their schtick, and that’s the one that would have kept them from losing 800,000 subscribers. For reals. Remember when you were a kid and you’d go to the movie rental store? In my case it was a furniture — VROOM!
Not Even Melon Sex is Safe Anymore
October 13th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Gone are the days of a good ‘ol fashion melon pounding thanks to this latest punishment to the people, bestowed upon us by a spiteful and vengeful god. You know, I really don’t understand how a melon STD outbreak is even possible, let alone fair. I mean, what the hell is ‘listeria’ anyway? It’s not — VROOM!
2 Second Hef ?? Ouch !!
July 27th, 2011 Jason Whitesel Good ol’ Heff, still pullin’ 25 year old strange at 85 years old. Hats off to ya old boy. But a little bit of the ugly truth was leaked recently by aforementioned strange. Crystal Harris, Hugh’s latest name added to his novel length list of ass-tap, called him out on Howard Stern saying that his — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Comedy, Entertainment News, Playboy, Twitter Tags: Babe Ruth, Crystal Harris, Don Rickles, Hitler, Hugh Hefner, sex, Twitter No Comments »Charlie Sheen: Guru of the new Winning
February 28th, 2011 Jesse Jones This is an honest to god open letter to Charlie Sheen. If anyone reading this knows how to get it in front of Guru Sheen, I beg of you, please do. I will do anything, ANYthing, to have this make it into the hands of my new hero so that we can hang all night — VROOM!
Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment News, Health Tags: adonis, alcohol, Charlie, double genius, drugs, eagle heart, fire, lightning, magic, passion, prostitute, samurai, sex, Sheen, special, super sonic submarine, tiger blood, winning 4 Comments »
