The Department of Homeland Security, the guys responsible for you having to mail yourself your own deoderant and the reason you have an entire hall closet dedicated to your plastic sheeting and duct tape storage, announced this week that they will begin phasing out their color coded terror alert system, and doing away with it completely — VROOM!
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Terrorific!
January 28th, 2011 
Van Full of Candy 
Posted in End of the World, Stupid laws, War on terror 
Tags: adorable, apocalyptic, Cindy Crawford, cudly, Days of Our Lives, Daytime TV, Department of Homeland Security, duct tape, explosives, global war on terrorism, Judge Joe Brown, kitteh, Lord of Lords, Meaningful Beauty, muclear waste, plastic sheeting, Quilt a Day, race war, She's Crafty, terror level, United States 
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