Secret Baby Genitalia Are Destroying Our Country

May 26, 2011January 9, 2012 Jesse Jones Busy Body, Education, Opinions, Rants Eugene Beresin, gender, genitalia, kindergarten, penis, sex box, sex ed, sexual identity, Storm, Storm Stocker, Switzerland, vagina 3 Comments

Your child needs to be told by everyone exactly what their genitalia mean to them socially and psychologically but then must never, under any circumstances, ever actually be instructed on how to use them by anyone. Especially not with weird anatomically correctish stuffed toys… But we’ll get to that… You see, two equally and oppositely frustrating stories popped up in various […]

Science: Making the Impossible still more Impossibler

March 22, 2011January 9, 2012 Jesse Jones Paranormal, Science, Super Bowl AFL, Bo Jackson, dimension, Earth III, ghost vagina, Higgs, Joe Namath, John Elway, Lance Armstrong, Large Hadron Collider, logic, NFL, physics, science, Star Trek, Switzerland, Terry Bradshaw, USFL 2 Comments

I’m a scientist. And you know what? So are you. You see, the heavy lifting of being a scientist isn’t in proving something as fact, most science isn’t fact. Or in discovering something new, you know how hard that shit is? Most of the stuff around you’s probably been discovered by somebody already. No, what […]