Evolution, it’s happening right now, right under our stupid little noses, which will naturally one day evolve the ability to smell color so that the blind can understand rainbows. But yesterday, Science thought it would share what it had found out about evolution happening a little farther under our noses. Around the area that I’ve — VROOM!
Posts Tagged ‘vagina’
GIANT Size Uncanny X-Apendages? Science Says: Shape Matters
December 21st, 2011 
Jesse Jones 
Posted in Comic Books, Science, Sex 
Tags: alcohol, beetle, evolution, genitals, Giant-Size X-Men, Indiana University, labia, Marvel, penis, Power Rod, vagina, Wolverine, X-Men 
No Comments »Get Your Digital Diddle On: It's Only Natural
September 13th, 2011 Jesse Jones Birds do it, bees do it, even perverts in the trees do it. Let’s do it, let’s fuck online. Chances are, if you’re on the internet (which as of this printing is still the only way that I know you could be reading this, though if you know of any others, please let us know), — VROOM!
Posted in Internet, Love, Opinions, Sex Tags: bees, birds, bread, cybersex, fire, intercourse, internet, Krystelle Shaughnessy, lesbian, long-distance relationship, Nana, Peepaw, sex technologies, two girls one cup, University of New Brunswick, vagina, wheel No Comments »In the Air and Office Chairs: Lady Parts is Everywheres!
August 16th, 2011 Jesse Jones Hey you, shut up, I have a penis and it demands to be heard! I am a man, and as such, it is my god given duty to not care about a woman’s pleasure! My divinely given external genitalia are my genetic signal to all of the animal kingdom that I am strong and make fire — VROOM!
Posted in Cryptozoology, Products, Sex, Technology Tags: clitoris, Crave, Duet, female orgasm, Kevin James, Larry the Cable Guy, Mall Cop, Paul Blart, penis, phallus, The Female Orgasm Explained, vagina, Vibrator, video on demand, Zookeeper 3 Comments »Sweden Wants to Steal Your Baby's Genitals
June 28th, 2011 Jesse Jones As men, our number one mission in life is to ensure that no harm comes to our external reproductive organs. Above all else, this is our divine purpose in life. Our very existence revolves around the grandeur and majesty of our god granted penis. But if it were up to Sweden our magnificent boy glands would be treated as no more special than the common vagina! — VROOM!
Posted in Busy Body, Education, Gay, World News Tags: bisexual, Davis, Egalia, gay, giraffe, homosexual, homosexual propaganda, Jay Belsky, kindergarten, Lego, lesbian, Lotta Rajalin, penis, polygamy, preschool, Stockholm, Storm Stocker, Sweden, Swedish Science Council, transgender, University of California, vagina 1 Comment »Secret Baby Genitalia Are Destroying Our Country
May 26th, 2011 Jesse Jones Your child needs to be told by everyone exactly what their genitalia mean to them socially and psychologically but then must never, under any circumstances, ever actually be instructed on how to use them by anyone. Especially not with weird anatomically correctish stuffed toys… But we’ll get to that… You see, two equally and oppositely frustrating stories popped up in various — VROOM!
Posted in Busy Body, Education, Opinions, Rants Tags: Eugene Beresin, gender, genitalia, kindergarten, penis, sex box, sex ed, sexual identity, Storm, Storm Stocker, Switzerland, vagina 3 Comments »Reaching 100 With Class
May 9th, 2011 Van Full of Candy It’s been almost exactly four months since this Candy filled Van of hilarity and yuks hit the road. We like to think in that time we have firmly established ourselves as one of the class acts of internet humor sites. It is with that standard of excellence in mind that we come to you today — VROOM!
TV Review: "Mr. Sunshine" / Groupon
February 10th, 2011 Jesse Jones I had intended on reviewing Matthew Perry’s latest cancelled television program this morning and took a surprising left turn. Come with me on a journey through the career wasteland of an actor who got really lucky one time, and freshly shorn vaginas that hate the environment. Let us begin with the debut of “Mr. Sunshine”, a show — VROOM!
Posted in Opinions, Super Bowl, TV Review Tags: Alec Baldwin, Allison Janney, Becker, Brazilian, Community, coupon, edgy, Friends, Groupon, Jane Lynch, Matthew Perry, Mr. Sunshine, Parks and Recrection, pussy, rain fores, Super Bowl, twat, vagina 2 Comments »
